Saturday, March 6, 2021

349 to 40: On Being Late to Things

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So, I was supposed to publish this one yesterday.  I couldn't though. I just really, really couldn't. It was Halloween yesterday which means the time I'd normally have set aside for this series was...

353 to 40: Sometimes You Just Need a Day to Sit and Do Nothing

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So I did nothing. Hope you get a chance to do nothing too, at some point. I'll have more to say about something, I'm sure, tomorrow. But it was a late night, and since my...

351 to 40: I Will Be Binge Watching Content For at Minimum 30 Years...

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I just can't keep up. I really can't. I can't watch everything. It's not even that I really want to watch everything; it's that there's so much I want to watch. So in truth, I guess what I'm...

348 to 40: Saved by The Leap Year

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I'm supposed to be writing and publishing one of these pieces a day. Not for any kind of assignment, mind you. I gave myself this writing task. One piece in this series a day,...

352 to 40: How Can I Go Forward Into Something I’m Not Sure Of,...

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How can I go forward when I don't know which way I'm facing How can I go forward when I don't know which way to turn How can I go forward into something I'm not sure...

357 to 40: I Satirized Mark Zuckerberg and Now Sacha Baron Cohen Follows Me...

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I swear to god, I am not in any way, shape, or form humblebragging and/or name dropping right now. In fact, I'm still kind of shocked and out of sorts about it all. Last night,...

362 to 40: Fuck the Haters. Latch Onto the Supporters.

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I've been thinking a lot lately about what it means to have a "life's dream." Some people call it a "vision" and some call it a "path" or "goal." Whatever it is, I don't know...

356 to 40: I Don’t Think WalMart Wants You To Actually Buy Anything At...

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Have you tried to buy anything at WalMart recently? I know we hardcore left-wing commie pinko liberals aren't supposed to shop there because they're pretty evil to their employees, but the fact remains that I'm...

364 to 40: An Open Letter to My Body

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Dear My Body, What the fuck, man? Are we sick, or aren't we? We've been dealing with this bug for about two weeks now. I think it's time for it to be done with us,...

361 to 40: A Love Letter to Lourdes’ Chicken Soup

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In November, my wife and I will celebrate our 14th wedding anniversary. If you would have asked me in my early adult years if I thought I'd be lucky enough to find someone as...