Can Hillary steal Bernie Sanders’ mojo if Bernie Sanders is actually running against her?
Month: April 2015
Huckabee: ‘Criminalization Of Christianity is Coming. Just Ask Joel Osteen, Rick Warren, Pat Robertson…’
Mike Huckabee thinks once the gays can get married, it’ll be open season on religion in a country with a clause in its constitution expressly forbidding laws against religion.
Conservative Americans Wait Breathlessly for Word on Whether They Have to Stop Being Assholes Now
Does the federal government protecting gay marriage mean the end of an era for America’s assholes?
Some Americans Outraged Humans Once Treated as Property Outraged Enough To Destroy Non-Human Property
The Political Garbage Chute sent reporters out in the field to get various Americans’ reactions to the Baltimore riots.
Mississippi Pastor: ‘We’re Bracing for the Nightmare of Adults Loving Other Adults!’
Gay marriage will bring about terrible things like love and compassion, according to one Mississippi man of the cloth.
“My Own Personal Thoughts on the Iran Nuke Deal” by George W. Bush (and Dick Cheney)
An essay on George W. Bush’s own personal beliefs on the Iran nuclear deal, co-written by Dick Cheney.
New Scientific Study: Ted Cruz Thinks About Butt Sex More Than People Having Butt Sex
Just how much does Ted Cruz think about butt sex? Some folks in West Virginia tried to quantify it.
Ghost of Yemeni Civilian Drone Victim: ‘Obama’s Apology to Me Must Be Lost In The Mail Somewhere’
A civilian casualty in a 2013 American drone strike speaks about Obama’s apology for a botched drone strike that left Americans dead.
Alabama Republican: ‘We Don’t Mind If You Smoke Pot, Just Don’t Smoke Pole Later’
The state senate in Alabama just moved one step closer to bringing more freedom to adults, just not the freedom to love whoever the hell you want to love is all.
Michele Bachmann: “Obama Brought On the Rapture, My IBS”
Besides the rapture, what else does Michele Bachmann blame Obama for?