In response to a rainbow White House, Republicans have turned the rotunda dark.
Month: June 2015
Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #413
When will Obama stop this reign of terror?!
Texas Gov. Abbot: ‘Constitution-Shmonstitution, No Gay Marriage In Texas Dagnabbit!’
Texas’ Gov. Abbot might be a lawyer, but his constitutional knowledge? Well…
Ted Cruz Literally Explodes After Obamacare, Gay Marriage Decisions
The Texas demagogue was found in his hotel room, or at least what was chemically identifiable as Ted Cruz was found in his hotel room.
AMA Issues Warning About ‘Republican Butt-Hurt’ Epidemic After Obamacare Ruling
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A spokesman for the Amiercan Medical Association has issued a warning to the nation: Republican Butt-Hurt will reach epidemic levels in the wake of the Supreme Court’s 6-3 decision to uphold the Affordable Care Act’s subsidies. Chief Justice John Roberts wrote in the majority opinion that the primary reason for the ACA… Continue reading AMA Issues Warning About ‘Republican Butt-Hurt’ Epidemic After Obamacare Ruling
WalMart To Stop Selling Confederate Flags And Roll-Out ‘Racist A-Hole’ Merchandise Instead
Need a Confederate Flag? Might wanna look somewhere besides Wal-Mart.
Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #412
How many of your guns did Obama threaten to come and personally melt down after the terrorist attack in South Carolina?
After 14th Mass Shooting in His Presidency, Conservatives Outraged Obama Mentions Guns
American conservatives were outraged that after the 13 mass shooting Obama has had to address, that he mentioned guns after the 14th.
Cops: Dylann Roof Being White and Armed ‘Key’ To Arrest, Not Summary Execution
Dylann Roof, the alleged South Carolina church shooter has been apprehended, against all modern police training and tactics.
Has Anyone Seen Donald Trump’s REAL Hairline?
It’s time that Donald Trump stop hiding and reveal his long-form hairline.