Carly Fiorina is clearly into Hillary Clinton, or she wouldn’t talk about her all the time for no reason.
Month: January 2016
Ted Cruz: As President, If Anyone is Mean to Me, I’ll Just Walk Out of the Oval Office
Ted Cruz “joked” about walking out on the Fox News debate, but would he walk out on tough international dealings?
‘This country will never elect a socialist!’ – Woman Who Said No Black Man Would Ever Be President
A woman who didn’t think a black man could be president isn’t so sure about Bernie Sanders, self-described democratic socialist.
Marco Rubio Admits He Requested Bigger Debate Podium to Hide His War Boner
Marco Rubio asked for a much larger podium for last night’s debate for a very personal reason.
Scientists Studying If Canada Or Mexico Handle U.S. Refugees From President Trump’s America
With Donald Trump our next president, top researchers want to know if the U.S. has neighbors that can take its castoffs and refugees.
Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #365
A weekly tabulation of Obama’s Gun Confiscation.
Donald Trump to Silently Masturbate to 1999-ish Pictures of His Hair During GOP Debate
Donald Trump announced via Twitter what he’ll be doing during the debate.
Reince Priebus Fashions Donald Trump Analogue Out of Bag of Farts for GOP Debate
Without Trump in tonight’s debate, Reince Priebus was left to scramble for a solution.
Last Twix in Breast Pocket Stops Bullet, Saves Oregon Militia Squatter’s Life
During the arrest of its leader, another member of the Oregon militia was struck by a stray bullet.
Nation Tries to Muster All Its “Give a Fuck” About Dead Oregon Militia Squatter
Oregon Militia Squatter LaVoy Finicum is dead. But does anyone care?