Trump says it was someone else abusing Alicia Machado with his Twitter account.
Month: September 2016
Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #399
The only thing Obama loves more than Sharia law is gun confiscation!
Trump: Bill Clinton’s Affairs “Embarrassing” Because “He Couldn’t Get Half The Quality Ass I Did”
Trump bashes Bill Clinton’s affairs for a surprising reason.
Gary Johnson Can’t Name The Libertarian Party Candidate
Gary Johnson’s got his name on the tip of his tongue.
Sane Republican Quietly Admits He’d Totally Take A Third Obama Term Right About Now
One man desperately wishes Obama could serve one more term.
Trump’s Hypothetical Iraq War Crime Inspires Cheney To Give Him ‘Super-Duper Double’ Endorsement
Dick Cheney really likes what he hears from Donald Trump.
Hollywood Movie Studio Green Lights “Scarface” Reboot Starring Donald Trump
Win or lose, Donald Trump may have a future in film.
Trump Surrogate: Donald Was Just Sniffing Brains Back Into Skull During The Debate
Wait, what was Donald sniffing during the debates?
PolitiFact Creates New “Utter And Complete Horse S__t” Category After Trump/Clinton Debate
Even PolitiFact has to change with the times.
President-Elect Trump Will Tap 10-Year-Old Son Barron To Be Secretary Of The Cyber
No one will be able to accuse Trump of not taking The Cyber seriously again.