Vice-President Pence got to cast a tie-breaking vote that helped take women’s control over their own vaginae away, which pleased him so.
Month: March 2017
Conway and Spicer Desperately Trying to Reach Michael Flynn Via the Microwave Network
The Bannon/Trump White House is so desperate to get through to Michael Flynn that they are resorting to unconventional communication mediums.
Hillary Clinton’s Been Driving By Michael Flynn’s House For 5 Straight Hours Shouting “Lock Him Up!”
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has reportedly been trolling former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn all morning.
Trump Says He’s “Disappointed and Offended” He Wasn’t Asked To Be In “It” Remake
Co-President Donald Trump is extremely upset that no one in Communist Hollywood asked him to be in the new “It” remake.
Deranged, Delusional, Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist Escorted Out of White House Onto Air Force One
There’s been a report that a wild, screaming, delusional, conspiracy theorist was on the grounds of the White House for quite some time.
Devin Nunes Asks Mike Flynn To Translate Resignation Letter Into Russian ‘For a Mutual Friend’
If Devin Nunes does resign as House Intelligence Committee Chairman, he wants to make sure his resignation letter can be read by all interested parties.
Republicans Advance Bill Allowing USPS to Open Mail Then Gather and Sell Private Information
It’s not just Internet Service Providers that House Republicans think should be allowed to profit on selling your private information.
Sean Spicer To Be Replaced With ‘More Personable Hound Dog Sitting On A Dried-Up Cactus In An Ill-Fitting Suit’
Could White House Press Secetary Sean Spicer be in need of a resume brush-up? And will a hound dog in a suit sitting on a cactus replace him?
Washington Nationals Couldn’t Get Trump To Throw Their First Pitch And Went With An Orange Bag Of Diarrhea
Co-President Trump will not be throwing out the first pitch for the Washington Nationals, but something very similar will be.
Devin Nunes Spotted On Palace Grounds, Taking Intel To Jabba The Hutt
Did Congressman Devin Nunes, Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, have yet another clandestine meeting with a bloated, powerful slug?