April 2017 – James Schlarmann

Trump Administration Planning ‘Really Bigly Yooge’ 100th Round of Presidential Golf Celebration

President Donald Trump has been in office 100 days now, but he’s got his sights set on a much more important milestone, in his eyes at least.

While President Trump gave his speech to the NRA, Jesus “Hubert” Christ translated and read it to the young victims of the Sandy Hook Massacre.

Right-wing firebrand Alex Jones lost custody of both his real kids and the actors he hired to play his kids for any false flags he wanted to stage.

Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has a unique and new idea for helping struggling schools to make a little extra money for extracurricular activities.

After a really rough first 100 days of his presidency, marred by scandal, conflicts, and incompetence, Trump needs his mommy and daddy.

President Trump’s review of national parks and monuments has already turned up one for the chopping block — the Grand Canyon.

When Donald Trump saw the details of President Donald Trump’s tax plan, he got wet with anticipation of all that sweet moola.

Following in his mentor’s footsteps is proving to be kind of difficult for the newest Fox News star, Jesse Watters. Sad. So sad.

The Donald Trump administration is trying to break new ground constantly, including when it comes to how the State Department’s website functions.

God and Jesus aren’t really big fans of Scott Baio after the actor made some rather insensitive comments about a former co-star’s death.