Residents of Wisconsin Asked to Choose Respectful Halloween Costumes

MADISON, WISCONSIN  — As pumpkins are carved, lanterns are lit and children showed videos of screaming dental patients in an attempt to get them to eat less candy today, residents of the mid western state of Wisconsin are being asked to remain respectful as they choose their costume for this year’s event. In year’s past,… Continue reading Residents of Wisconsin Asked to Choose Respectful Halloween Costumes

McDonald’s Introduces the McManafort Nothingburger, Which Is Huge and Served With Russian Dressing

OAK BROOK, ILLINOIS — In order to capitalize on the buzz swirling around the American political landscape, the world’s second largest fast food chain has announced it will roll out a new special hamburger in the next two weeks. Dubbed the “McManafort Nothingburger,” McDonald’s will unveil its newest culinary concoction in select D.C. and Moscow… Continue reading McDonald’s Introduces the McManafort Nothingburger, Which Is Huge and Served With Russian Dressing

Trump’s Sons Are Going to Scare White House Trick-or-Treaters as ‘Pointy-Headed Ghosts’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning the Trump administration announced that First Sons Donald Jr. and Eric Trump will be participating in a new tradition at the White House for Halloween this year. The Trump sons will be waiting on the White House front lawn and as trick-or-treating children approach to get candy, they will jump… Continue reading Trump’s Sons Are Going to Scare White House Trick-or-Treaters as ‘Pointy-Headed Ghosts’