“I’m insulted and so is every rotblütig American out there.”
Month: November 2017
He’s Voting For Moore Because He “Keeps Teen Girls Safe From Transgenders In Bathrooms So He Can Fuck Them Later”
“I’d rather have a morally Christian 35 year old man fuck my 14 year old daughter than a man born a woman piss in front of her.”
After Tax Vote Announcement, John McCain’s Tumor Considers Joining The Resistance
“I really thought he was a maverick, but it turns out he’s just a shill.”
Local Republican Realizes He Hasn’t Blamed Anything On Obama in 9 Months
“I can just blame him for everything Trump screws up.”
Report: Obama Still Secretly Questions Trump’s Human Birth Certificate
A BUNKER DEEP BELOW SOROS-NET, INC. — Secretly recorded meetings between former President Barack Obama, his wife/transgender beard and Satan worshiping, deep fried food hating wife, Michelle, former Secretary Hillary Clinton, the disembodied ghost of Saul Alinksy, and George Soros have surfaced. While fact checkers and various media outlets are still verifying various aspects of… Continue reading Report: Obama Still Secretly Questions Trump’s Human Birth Certificate
Trump Tweets “Sand Ni**er” Twenty One Times In A Single Tweet
“Why even hide it anymore?”
ISIS Thanks President Trump For His Retweets Of Britain First, A Far-Right UK Islamaphobic Group
“We’re gonna recruit for days off this.”
Trump Supporter Recovering From Honeymoon Groin Injuries After Marrying AR-15
HOBART, ARKANSAS — On the most recent episode of popular right-wing podcast and YouTube channel Biased But In a Non-Biased But Still Really Slanted Way, Clem O’Connell, the show’s host, told fans that he was recovering from groin injuries he sustained during his honeymoon. O’Connell said that just a few days prior he had been in the… Continue reading Trump Supporter Recovering From Honeymoon Groin Injuries After Marrying AR-15
TIME Offers Trump New, Slightly Different “Participation Award”
“Frankly, we thought it would be an insult to both garbage and people if we didn’t give this one to Trump.”
Trump Honors Tuskegee Airmen And Calls Obama “The Previous White House Ni**er”
“I didn’t know you guys liked to fly; thought it was one of those things like swimming with you?”