NRA, Chick-Fil-A, American Nazi Party Triple Their Sponsorships Of Laura Ingraham’s Show

In the weeks since they survived the horrific mass shooting at their high school, some students from Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida have come under heavy scrutiny and criticism from some members of the right-wing. At issue is the #NeverAgain movement the students started which spawned the massive, worldwide #MarchForOurLives protests to… Continue reading NRA, Chick-Fil-A, American Nazi Party Triple Their Sponsorships Of Laura Ingraham’s Show

Trump To Rebuild Infrastructure By Sucking Own Dick In Front Of Ohio Construction Workers For An Hour

AIR FORCE ONE — On his way back to the nation’s capital after delivering a long-winded, winding, often times unfocused speech to tout his infrastructure spending plan, President Donald Trump ordered the presidential plane to make an abrupt about face and head back to Ohio and the site of the rally he’d just held. As… Continue reading Trump To Rebuild Infrastructure By Sucking Own Dick In Front Of Ohio Construction Workers For An Hour

Laura Ingraham Opens Up About The Diarrhea Where Her Heart, Soul, Mind Are Supposed To Be

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Yesterday, Fox News and syndicated talk radio host Laura Ingraham took to Twitter to mock David Hogg, a survivor of the horrific Valentine’s Day massacre at a high school in Parkland, Florida, for being rejected by four colleges he had applied to. In a bit of unexpected irony, Ingraham’s tweet… Continue reading Laura Ingraham Opens Up About The Diarrhea Where Her Heart, Soul, Mind Are Supposed To Be

Stormy Daniels To Coach Betsy DeVos Before Her Next ’60 Minutes’ Interview

BONE FERNANDO VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — In the past month, two women with close ties to President Donald Trump have appeared on the venerable, long-running television magazine show, 60 Minutes. Now, word out of the Golden State is that one of the women has reached out to the other and offered help in preparation for any future interviews… Continue reading Stormy Daniels To Coach Betsy DeVos Before Her Next ’60 Minutes’ Interview

Trump Mistress Feels Left Out Because He Didn’t Compare Her To His Daughter When They Were About To Fuck

One of President Donald Trump’s mistresses has released a statement saying she is “shocked and appalled in retrospect” at how Mr. Trump treated her during the time of their “brief but torrid and tangerine tinted and tainted” affair. “It has come to my attention that Donald compared Stormy Daniels to his daughter Ivanka, and that… Continue reading Trump Mistress Feels Left Out Because He Didn’t Compare Her To His Daughter When They Were About To Fuck

Trump Says Obama Used ‘Sharia Voodoo’ And Forced Him To Ban Bump Stocks Under Mind Control

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last week, President Donald Trump shocked many in his own party and even among his base when he ordered Attorney General Jeff Sessions to have the Department of Justice ban the manufacture and sale of “bump stocks,” a gun accessory used to turn semi-automatic rifles like the AR-15 that has been used… Continue reading Trump Says Obama Used ‘Sharia Voodoo’ And Forced Him To Ban Bump Stocks Under Mind Control

House Republican Explains Why Mocking And Attacking Survivors Of Gun Massacres Is Good For America

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This weekend, massive marches were held in the nation’s capital and around the world in support of gun violence prevention. The March For Our Lives brought thousands of people out to protest the lack of major gun control legislation in the United States since the Columbine school shooting over twenty years ago.… Continue reading House Republican Explains Why Mocking And Attacking Survivors Of Gun Massacres Is Good For America

Rick Santorum’s Froth Levels Critical After Meltdown Over March For Our Lives

COAL HOLE, PENNSYLVANIA — First responders and medical professionals in the Keystone State are reporting that one of their residents is recovering after being rushed to the hospital with dangerously high levels of froth. “At approximately 3:42 this morning, High Priest Rick Santorum was brought to our facility, exhibiting signs of acute hyperfrothism,” Dr. Susan… Continue reading Rick Santorum’s Froth Levels Critical After Meltdown Over March For Our Lives

Man Masturbating To Gun Videos On PornHub Repulsed By Accidentally Seeing Human Sex

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — 38-year-old right-wing pundit, podcaster, Facebook page administrator, and former YouTube star Jethro Bohiggins told his audience last night he had “just gotten the shock” of his life. Bohiggins said the shock came as he was watching gun videos on the website PornHub. That website has become a refuge for Second… Continue reading Man Masturbating To Gun Videos On PornHub Repulsed By Accidentally Seeing Human Sex

Trump Blames Russia’s Election Interference On Sarah Palin ‘Abandoning Her Backyard Post’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump went farther than he ever has in admitting that Russia attacked the 2016 presidential election that he won, though he stopped short of placing any blame on the Kremlin, or Russian President Vladimir Putin specifically. Heretofore, Trump has been quite noticeably reticent, and some might say hesitant,… Continue reading Trump Blames Russia’s Election Interference On Sarah Palin ‘Abandoning Her Backyard Post’