Laura Ingraham Says “U Can’t Touch This” and “La Vie En Rose” Are Her Favorite Kanye West Songs

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Over the last few days, American conservatives have touted their new, surprising ally, rapper Kanye West. Last week, West turned the social media world on its ear when he started tweeting support for conservative pundit Candace Owens, calling her a “free thinker.” West went on to tweet out videos produced… Continue reading Laura Ingraham Says “U Can’t Touch This” and “La Vie En Rose” Are Her Favorite Kanye West Songs

Man Finishes Rant On Crooked Hillary and Moochelle Obama, Pivots To Defending Huckabee, Conway From Comedian’s Mean Words

HOBART, ARKANSAS — Wearing his favorite “Fuck Your Feelings” Trump 2016 t-shirt, Clem O’Connell ripped into Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama during the first segment of his right-wing oriented podcast, I’m Biased But I’m Right So Kiss My Tits. “You know I ain’t never gonna lie to you, fam,” Clem told his audience. “So if I… Continue reading Man Finishes Rant On Crooked Hillary and Moochelle Obama, Pivots To Defending Huckabee, Conway From Comedian’s Mean Words

Michelle Wolf Apologizes For Anyone Offended By Her “Locker Room Set” At White House Correspondents Dinner

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Comedian Michelle Wolf metaphorically lit the room on fire at last night’s White House Correspondents dinner. In a set that lasted about 20 minutes, Wolf lampooned everyone in the room. Congress got hit with a punchline. Democrats got hit with punchlines. And the Trump administration got roasted in a freewheeling, often times… Continue reading Michelle Wolf Apologizes For Anyone Offended By Her “Locker Room Set” At White House Correspondents Dinner

Man Who Harassed Black Man About Non-Existent Kenyan Birth Certificate For A Decade Outraged Over Ronny Jackson Allegations

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump shocked the country when he used Twitter in an unhinged and angry rant. Trump rather uncharacteristically used his tweets to personally attack a sitting U.S. Senator for bringing to light allegations against White House doctor Ronny Jackson, who Trump had nominated to the be next Veteran’s Affairs Secretary.… Continue reading Man Who Harassed Black Man About Non-Existent Kenyan Birth Certificate For A Decade Outraged Over Ronny Jackson Allegations

North Korea Sends Draft Peace Deal To Ambassador Dennis Rodman For Input

This morning the leaders of North and South Korea set the world abuzz thanks to their historic peace summit, now underway on the Korean peninsula. After a decades-long war, North Korea’s dictator Kim Jong Un and South Korean president Moon Jae-in have both set foot inside each other’s respective countries and this morning they announced that… Continue reading North Korea Sends Draft Peace Deal To Ambassador Dennis Rodman For Input

Trump Offers Bill Cosby Work Release Position in His Administration

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Disgraced pudding salesman Bill Cosby has been found guilty on all three counts of sexual assault facing him stemming from a sexual assault that took place on a woman who lived near him almost a decade and a half ago. 80-year-old Cosby faces a maximum sentence of ten years per charge. It is… Continue reading Trump Offers Bill Cosby Work Release Position in His Administration

Trump Says Michael Cohen Is His Lawyer Sometimes, But Was Never His Attorney

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump’s former personal attorney — a man Trump himself referred to as his “fixer” — has reportedly reached a plea deal with Federal prosecutors that has many wondering just how much dirt he has on the president, and just how hot the water is that he can put Mr. Trump into.… Continue reading Trump Says Michael Cohen Is His Lawyer Sometimes, But Was Never His Attorney

To Thwart Package Thieves, Next Year Amazon Will Only Offer Shitty Products

There can be very little doubt left at this point that when it comes to selling and shipping goods all over the United States, Amazon is an absolute behemoth. Current estimates are that Amazon ships over 600 million packages every single year. That’s more than 1.5 million packages a day! With all those packages being… Continue reading To Thwart Package Thieves, Next Year Amazon Will Only Offer Shitty Products

Trump Experienced Brief Moment of Unexpected Sexual Arousal With Macron

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last night, President Donald Trump welcomed French President Emmanuel Macron and his wife to the White House for the first official state dinner in the Trump Era. Despite telling the country during his presidential campaign that he wouldn’t be holding many state dinners, which he said are a waste of taxpayer dollars,… Continue reading Trump Experienced Brief Moment of Unexpected Sexual Arousal With Macron

Trump Supporter Wants More Libtarded Hollyweird Celebs To Give Opinions On Politics Like Kanye West

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and YouTube personality Jethro Bohiggins has repeatedly told his audience that he “hates it when libtards in Hollywood preach their morals” at conservatives like himself. Whether it’s Kathy Griffin, Rosie O’Donnell, or some other famous liberal in the entertainment industry, Bohiggins consistently sounds off whenever a celebrity forays… Continue reading Trump Supporter Wants More Libtarded Hollyweird Celebs To Give Opinions On Politics Like Kanye West