White House Official Unconvinced A White Van Covered in MAGA Stickers and 12 Pipe Bombs Sent to Foes Has Anything To Do With Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last week, the nation was gripped by the story of the so-called “MAGABomber,” who sent about a dozen homemade pipe bombs to prominent Democrats, all outspoken critics of President Donald Trump. The response from the White House has generally been to downplay just how much the suspect — Cesar Sayoc — was… Continue reading White House Official Unconvinced A White Van Covered in MAGA Stickers and 12 Pipe Bombs Sent to Foes Has Anything To Do With Trump

Trump Wants MAGABomber For Postmaster General

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump is reportedly unhappy with the direction of the United States Postal Service under its current leadership, and is looking to make quite a drastic and buzzworthy change at the post office. “I was raised to believe you take care of your klan,” Trump said. “Daddy was always very big… Continue reading Trump Wants MAGABomber For Postmaster General

Brett Kavanaugh Jealous Democrats Got Bombed While He Had To Listen To Boring Court Cases

WASHINGTON, D.C. — While the nation was gripped with headlines this week about the man who has come to be known as “the MAGABomber,” there was one man in the nation’s capital who was reportedly doing everything he could to avoid any news about the 13 attempted bombings of prominent Democrats and critics of President… Continue reading Brett Kavanaugh Jealous Democrats Got Bombed While He Had To Listen To Boring Court Cases

Huckabee Sanders Wonders If Bomb At Soros Home ‘Really As Bad’ As Her Being Shouted At In Public

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Outside the White House this morning, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders was stopped by reporters and asked about the story that broke this morning involving a bomb being found in a mailbox outside the home of billionaire liberal philanthropist George Soros. “That’s just terrible. Bad, really bad,” Sanders said initially.  Reaching into… Continue reading Huckabee Sanders Wonders If Bomb At Soros Home ‘Really As Bad’ As Her Being Shouted At In Public

Midterm Voters Anxious to Take First Steps Toward Ending State of National Emergy

The results of a new poll we conducted with the help of We Poll You So Hard, one of the nation’s leading public polling companies, seem to show that an overwhelming majority of likely midterm voters consider the upcoming election a chance to help and true national emergy facing the country. Throughout the history of the United… Continue reading Midterm Voters Anxious to Take First Steps Toward Ending State of National Emergy

Trump Warns His Enemies Not to Interfere in Midterms by Voting for Democrats

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With just a matter of days left before Americans head to the polls for the first mid-term election of his presidential tenure, President Donald Trump took to Twitter over the weekend and issued a warning about “VOTER FRAUD.” Mr. Trump’s tweet is seen below. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1053807130120200192 This morning, President Trump upped the ante… Continue reading Trump Warns His Enemies Not to Interfere in Midterms by Voting for Democrats

John Barron, David Dennison, and Trump’s Tax Lawyer Issue Joint Statement: Liz Warren Is A Fraud

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s tax attorney has joined together with Mr. John Barron and Mr. David Dennison to roundly condemn Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) of being a “bigly and obvious fraud.” Warren set the Internet on fire this week when she released results of a DNA test she took that showed he has… Continue reading John Barron, David Dennison, and Trump’s Tax Lawyer Issue Joint Statement: Liz Warren Is A Fraud

Trump Plans To Ease Up On Running The Country So He Can Campaign a Little Harder

WASHINGTON, D.C. — For whatever reason, President Barack Obama did not spend much time during the midterm election seasons campaigning for people in his party. The current occupant of the White House, however, does things differently.  President Trump has spent considerable time since his inauguration touring states — mostly just the ones that carried him… Continue reading Trump Plans To Ease Up On Running The Country So He Can Campaign a Little Harder

Trump Releases DNA Test Showing He’s 99.9% Diarrhea and Racism

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just hours after Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) released results of a DNA test that showed she does indeed have Cherokee heritage, President Donald Trump released the results of his own DNA testing. “The results are undeniably conclusive,” Dr. Henrietta Hatterly told reporters this morning. “The president is almost completely made up of… Continue reading Trump Releases DNA Test Showing He’s 99.9% Diarrhea and Racism

White House: Kavanaugh Confirmation ‘100 Percent’ Tells Sexual Assault Victims They’re Less Important Than Trump Agenda

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Junior Deputy Press Secretary Tom Thompaulsen admitted to reporters this week, in an effort to defend the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation debacle that embroiled President Trump’s Supreme Court Nominee in credible allegations of multiple acts of sexual impropriety, that rushing the confirmation through sends a message to survivors of sexual assault. Thompaulsen told… Continue reading White House: Kavanaugh Confirmation ‘100 Percent’ Tells Sexual Assault Victims They’re Less Important Than Trump Agenda