Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?

The President of the United States is currently the subject of an active impeachment inquiry. As most Americans know, however, the United States isn’t a country made up of a government comprised of three wholly separate and equal branches of government that hold each other in check and balance one another’s powers with their own.… Continue reading Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?

President Wants Pizza Delivery Driver Who Forgot His Cheese and Peppers Arrested for Treason

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The most powerful alleged billionaire and white collar criminal in the free world has been using the word “treason” more and more these days. Specifically, President Donald J. Trump has been using his Twitter account and intimating that the federal whistleblower whose report is at the center of the House Democrats’ impeachment… Continue reading President Wants Pizza Delivery Driver Who Forgot His Cheese and Peppers Arrested for Treason

Idiot Uses Twitter to Whine and Rant Like a Big, Dumb Idiot All Weekend Long

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A big, dumb, stupid idiot took to his Twitter account this weekend and used it to send dozens of tweets, often in rapid-fire succession, that were rants about how victimized he’s being by the concept of accountability, retweeting other loudmouthed idiots and bots, and posting video clips of various biased media personalities’… Continue reading Idiot Uses Twitter to Whine and Rant Like a Big, Dumb Idiot All Weekend Long

President Forbids White House Staff to Use Any “I-Words”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Earlier this year, a visibly agitated President Trump held a press conference in the Rose Garden after a meeting with Democrats Rep. Nancy Pelosi, and Senator Chuck Schumer blew up in a rather public way. Trump was reportedly angry that Speaker of the House Pelosi had said earlier that day that Trump… Continue reading President Forbids White House Staff to Use Any “I-Words”

McConnell: “The President’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters outside the rotunda today that he’s “sick and tired of the Democrats treating President Trump like he’s President Obama.” McConnell said that “obstructing Democrat presidents is the solemn duty of every red-blooded patriotic American.” However, Leader McConnell blasted the impeachment investigations currently underway by House… Continue reading McConnell: “The President’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him”

Exclusive Investigation: Is the President a Complete Moron?

While the attention of most of the media outlets in America over the next several weeks and perhaps months will be the impending impeachment against President Donald Trump, this recognized a need for a look at the Trump Era in American politics from a different angle entirely. Surely, it’s entirely possible that Mr. Trump has… Continue reading Exclusive Investigation: Is the President a Complete Moron?

Gingrich Explains Subtle Differences Between Consensual Blowjobs And Coercing Foreign Governments to Investigate Political Rivals

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In 1998, Newt Gingrich was the Speaker of the House in the United States House of Representatives. A Republican, Gingrich was famously one of the loudest voices in congress pushing for a special prosecutor, investigation, impeachment, and — he had hoped — removal from office of President William Jefferson Clinton. At the… Continue reading Gingrich Explains Subtle Differences Between Consensual Blowjobs And Coercing Foreign Governments to Investigate Political Rivals

Richard Nixon Sends His Articles of Impeachment to Nancy Pelosi ‘To Save Some Time’

THE LAKE OF FIRE, HELL, ETERNITY — At a press conference from the afterlife, former President Richard Nixon announced that he will be sending, via Hellacious Express, a copy of his Articles of Impeachment to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (R-CA)  sometime next week. “It seems to me, watching that angry orange orangutan that… Continue reading Richard Nixon Sends His Articles of Impeachment to Nancy Pelosi ‘To Save Some Time’

President Claims Quid Pro Quo Covered Under Executive Privilege

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the firestorm of controversy swells around his call with the Ukrainian president, President Donald J. Trump has pivoted again, this time claiming that he has the right under the powers of the Constitution to “do a quid, a pro, and a quo all at once” based on the concept of “Executive… Continue reading President Claims Quid Pro Quo Covered Under Executive Privilege

Trump Supporter Reminds America This President Never Got a Blowie in a Tan Suit

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins obviously does not support the impeachment of President Donald Trump. Bohiggins has been consistently one of the loudest voices of support the president could count on from conservative social media influencers. Bohiggins spent much of his show yesterday, which was being recorded just as… Continue reading Trump Supporter Reminds America This President Never Got a Blowie in a Tan Suit