Experts Weigh-In: Can Trump Just Sit in an RV Parked in the White House Driveway for Four Years?

If there has been one thing that has been complete, undeniable fact since November 4th, 2020, just a day after the election, it’s that Donald Trump lost. That is to say, it’s a very deniable fact if you’re Donald Trump. Since losing the election, President Trump’s social media feeds have been a torrent of false… Continue reading Experts Weigh-In: Can Trump Just Sit in an RV Parked in the White House Driveway for Four Years?

Adorable! The Trump Boys Have Started Calling Joe Biden “Daddy”

All or part of this story was first published on The Political Garbage Chute. All content is used with permission. NEW YORK, NEW YORK — When or if President Donald Trump acknowledges his stinging, definitive defeat at the hands of the U.S. electorate is still a question of much debate and conjecture. However, there are signs… Continue reading Adorable! The Trump Boys Have Started Calling Joe Biden “Daddy”

Marjorie Taylor Greene: “Why Would My Crack Pipe Lie About Biden Cheating?”

FORT MOROHN, GEORGIA — Representative-elect Marjorie Taylor Greene is one of a handful of elected Republicans who openly embraces the Q-Anon conspiracy theory. This means that, among other things, the Georgia native believes that the Democratic Party is a front for a satanic pedophile cabal and that President Donald Trump was literally sent by God… Continue reading Marjorie Taylor Greene: “Why Would My Crack Pipe Lie About Biden Cheating?”

Trump Wants U.S. Treasury to Print a ‘Few Million Dollars He Can Leave the White House With

This story was published first by our sister site, Alternative Facts, and is reprinted with expressed, written consent. WASHINGTON, D.C. — Whether or not he states it publicly, it seems that privately outgoing President Donald Trump has started to accept his eventual fate, and has begun making arrangements for life after leaving office. Reportedly, those preparations… Continue reading Trump Wants U.S. Treasury to Print a ‘Few Million Dollars He Can Leave the White House With

Trump Consoles Himself By Looking Forward to Less Time With ‘Homewrecker’ Jared Kushner

This story first appeared on Alternative Facts. WASHINGTON, D.C. — To say that President Donald Trump has given “mixed signals” about whether or not he accepts the results of last month’s defeat he suffered at the hands of President-elect Joe Biden since states and the Electoral College certified them would be quite an understatement. Trump has… Continue reading Trump Consoles Himself By Looking Forward to Less Time With ‘Homewrecker’ Jared Kushner

Mexico Sends Final $0.00 Check For Trump’s Wall

The following story was originally filed by Alternative Facts. MEXICO CITY, MEXICO — When he ran for president in 2016, Donald J. Trump promised that he was going to build a wall on the southern border between Mexico and the United States. A very bold promise, given that net migration from the south had been… Continue reading Mexico Sends Final $0.00 Check For Trump’s Wall

Biden Suggests Injecting Bleach Into Mop Buckets

DELAWARE — When he said it, the entire room took notice. “Call me crazy, but I think if you’re looking to get things really clean when you’re doing your mopping, Bub,” President-elect Joe Biden told a reporter today, “you might think about injecting a little bleach into your mop bucket. You gotta be careful with… Continue reading Biden Suggests Injecting Bleach Into Mop Buckets

Trump Asks Treasury to Print a Few Million Bucks He Can Take Home After Leaving Office

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Whether or not he states it publicly, it seems that privately outgoing President Donald Trump has started to accept his eventual fate, and has begun making arrangements for life after leaving office. Reportedly, those preparations included trying to set up a little extra financial security for the president and his family, and… Continue reading Trump Asks Treasury to Print a Few Million Bucks He Can Take Home After Leaving Office

Josh Hawley Will Contest Electoral College’s Certification of Black Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, outgoing, lame duck, one-term no matter what President Donald J. Trump’s effort to overturn the 2020 election got a shot in the arm from the junior Senator from Missouri. In a tweet, Sen. Josh Hawley, a Republican, announced that on January 6th, 2021, when Congress meets for the formality of… Continue reading Josh Hawley Will Contest Electoral College’s Certification of Black Votes

Biden Hires New Moving Company to Assist Trump’s Exit from White House

The Biden transition team has hired “Yes We Can Move You!,” a newly formed moving company that specializes in packing and hauling the belongings of former world leaders to their new homes, to help expedite outgoing President Donald J. Trump’s exodus from the White House. The move was made earlier this week, Biden’s team announced,… Continue reading Biden Hires New Moving Company to Assist Trump’s Exit from White House