Hillary Clinton’s Been Circling Matt Gaetz Home and Shouting ‘Lock Him Up!’

LAKE EPSTEIN, FLORIDA — Qongressman Matt Gaetz may be in for a rough time over the next several weeks, months, or years, and regardless of how his impending legal morass plays out, it appears that some of those who have been his political targets in the past are relishing his potential comeuppance. “LOCK HIM UP!… Continue reading Hillary Clinton’s Been Circling Matt Gaetz Home and Shouting ‘Lock Him Up!’

Birx Wishes She Had Been Close to Trump and Had Access to the Media to Do More to Stop Him

Dr. Deborah Birx said in a radio interview today that she “feels particularly guilty” about not doing more to keep President Donald Trump’s administration’s pandemic response from allowing more than 400,000 Americans to die from covid-19. Birx blamed her inability to do more on two factors — she wasn’t close enough to the president, and… Continue reading Birx Wishes She Had Been Close to Trump and Had Access to the Media to Do More to Stop Him

Report: Nobody Cares What This Tubby Shitdick Thinks About the Pandemic He Downplayed Anymore

Apparently, the most recently vacated occupant of the Oval Office was extremely upset and unnerved by interviews Doctors Anthony Fauci and Deborah Birx gave to CNN recently. His upset and angst over their direct insinuation that his incompetence, ego, and bravado cost hundreds of thousands of Americans their lives to the COVID-19 pandemic elicited a… Continue reading Report: Nobody Cares What This Tubby Shitdick Thinks About the Pandemic He Downplayed Anymore

MyPillow Guy and Marjorie Taylor Greene Share a Crack Dealer and Loyalty to Trump

On a recent episode of Steve Bannon’s klan rally/podcast, Mike Lindell, founder and CEO of MyPillow, promised the MAGA faithful that their messiah would return to power in August after the Supreme Court got done hearing the evidence he’ll present to it. While it’s unclear what case Mr. Lindell thinks he’ll be before the Supreme… Continue reading MyPillow Guy and Marjorie Taylor Greene Share a Crack Dealer and Loyalty to Trump

Jesus Says Lil Nas X Can Grind on Him in His Next Video as ‘An Olive Branch to MAGA’

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — Jesus Hubert Christ, the son of Larry “God” Schumway and VP of Sales and Marketing at Holy Trinity Inc., told heavenly reporters today that he’d “willingly and gladly” let rapper LilNasX grind on him and give Christ a lap dance in his next music video. “You know, for a bunch… Continue reading Jesus Says Lil Nas X Can Grind on Him in His Next Video as ‘An Olive Branch to MAGA’

Lara Trump Hired By Fox to Do To Her Father-in-Law Publicly What Her Sister-in-Law Does Privately

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — This morning, Fox News made it official — former President Donald “Mushroom Dong” Trump’s daughter-in-law Lara has joined their ranks, and will be a “contributor.” What, exactly, Ms. Trump will be contributing as a Fox News contributor might have been a little vague initially. However, in a segment on “Fox… Continue reading Lara Trump Hired By Fox to Do To Her Father-in-Law Publicly What Her Sister-in-Law Does Privately

To ‘Secure Elections,’ Mississippi Republicans Want to Outlaw the 13th and 14th Amendments

JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI — Two states to the east, in Georgia, Republicans have passed a sweeping spate of voter restrictions, all in attempt to reverse the trends seen in the 2020 election season, and now their Mississippian counterparts want to “take it to the next level and take voting back to the last plantation,” according to… Continue reading To ‘Secure Elections,’ Mississippi Republicans Want to Outlaw the 13th and 14th Amendments

GA Republicans Propose Segregated Voting Booths

ATLANTA, GEORGIA — Republicans in the State of Georgia are not quite yet done tinkering with the Peach State’s voting laws. A new law working its way through the legislature in the state would create newly segregated voting booths, should the governor sign the bill into law. After Joe Biden took the state’s Electoral College… Continue reading GA Republicans Propose Segregated Voting Booths