PA Supreme Court Affirms Rich Men’s Right to Rape

HARRISBURG, PENNSYLVANIA — The Supreme Court of the State of Pennsylvania today affirmed the right of any rich man in the Keystone State to rape with impunity — provided there is a questionable deal to avoid prosecution between prosecutors and the rich rapist. In an unforeseen bombshell opinion, the Pennsylvania high court vacated the conviction… Continue reading PA Supreme Court Affirms Rich Men’s Right to Rape

120 Republicans Vote to Make Confederate Statue Speaker of the House

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Shortly after voting against the removal of all statues of confederate figures from the capitol grounds, 120 Republican members of Congress voted to make one of the statues the Speaker of the House. “We knew it was gonna be a symbol-ish vote, because the Tyrant Nancy Pelosi insists on us holding Speaker… Continue reading 120 Republicans Vote to Make Confederate Statue Speaker of the House

Gosar’s Next Fundraiser Will Be Black Tie, Hoods Optional

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Rep. Paul Gosar (Nazi-AZ) will be participating in a fundraising event, held by known white nationalist Nick Fuentes and his America First SuperPAC this weekend. Mr. Fuentes is a devout, pro-MAGA conservative and Holocaust denier. It’s going to be a busy holiday weekend for Rep. Gosar. His office announced today that he… Continue reading Gosar’s Next Fundraiser Will Be Black Tie, Hoods Optional

Arizona GOP: Maricopa Audit Revealed Unicorn Pubes and Sasquatch Urine Used to Tamper With Ballots

The audit of Arizona’s 2020 election, conducted by a right-wing financed company, has turned up explosive new evidence, according to people close to the situation. Speaking on the condition of anonymity and Chick-Fil-A gift cards, we were told, exclusively, that Cyber Ninjas uncovered a plot to defraud the presidential election results in Arizona using the… Continue reading Arizona GOP: Maricopa Audit Revealed Unicorn Pubes and Sasquatch Urine Used to Tamper With Ballots

Tucker Carlson: NSA Agents Were in His Closet Spying and One of The Agents Looked at Him

“NSA agents were in my closet, making reports, and I saw one of the reports, and one of the agents looked at me!” – Tucker Carlson On his show this week, Fox News host Tucker Carlson made yet another fairly outlandish claim. The idea that Mr. Carlson might say something on his show that lacks… Continue reading Tucker Carlson: NSA Agents Were in His Closet Spying and One of The Agents Looked at Him

We Asked the American Flag If It Felt Offended By Gwen Berry’s Political Protest

This weekend, MAGA social media was incensed by the actions of a black athlete during a non-competitive segment of an athletic sporting event. This time, it was Olympic-qualifying hammer thrower Gwen Berry’s protest during a podium ceremony she was taking part after doing well enough to make the Olympic team that got the Trumpian faithful… Continue reading We Asked the American Flag If It Felt Offended By Gwen Berry’s Political Protest

Liberty Loving Patriot Wants Gwen Berry Deported For Disrespecting America’s Freedom Rag

SHITLIP, GEORGIA — When someone asks 30-year-old right-wing YouTuber Matthew Palumbozo about nearly any subject, he prides himself on being able to relate his answer back to the Constitution, and more importantly, he says, to the “freedoms and liberties” it protects. “Nobody is a bigger fan of the Constitution or Bill of Rights than me.… Continue reading Liberty Loving Patriot Wants Gwen Berry Deported For Disrespecting America’s Freedom Rag

Barr Was So Angered by Trump’s Election Lies He Almost Regretted All the Lies He Told for Trump

Americans who believed that former Attorney General William Barr was not much more than a bought-and-paid-for “yes” man, a living, breathing legal rubber stamp, willing to defend and give cover to any idea that his boss had, had good reason for those beliefs. Before he even got the gig, Barr wrote an op-ed all but… Continue reading Barr Was So Angered by Trump’s Election Lies He Almost Regretted All the Lies He Told for Trump

I Don’t Know What Critical Race Theory Is, But I Know You’re Racist For Talking About It

The following editorial was written by conservative commentator and aide to former White House senior racism adviser Stephen Miller. All views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Pewpson alone, and not this publication, its ownership, or staff. You can listen to¬†Dustin Pewpson Everything¬†each day from 3:00-5:00 in the morning on W-KKK AM Talk… Continue reading I Don’t Know What Critical Race Theory Is, But I Know You’re Racist For Talking About It

Stupid Fuck Rants In Front of Crowd of Stupid Fucks From Ohio

WELLINGTON, OHIO — One of his staffers called it a “return to his former stupidity-laced glory.” Another said it was a “chance to show the world the kind of bold idiocy” American leaders to possess. However one choose to describe the event, a giant, orange-tinted, tiny-handed, daughter lusting stupid fuck stood in front a crowd… Continue reading Stupid Fuck Rants In Front of Crowd of Stupid Fucks From Ohio