James Schlarmann 
Twitter Treats Donald Trump Like the Cunty King He Imagines Himself to Be
In this country, we allegedly believe that nobody is “above the law,” not even ...
Dear Mark and Jack: Put Your Grown-Up Pants on and Kick Trump Off Your Sites
Mark and Jack, Hi. How are ya? How’re the Billions doing? Good, I hope. ...
348 to 40: Saved by The Leap Year
I’m supposed to be writing and publishing one of these pieces a day. Not ...
349 to 40: On Being Late to Things
So, I was supposed to publish this one yesterday. I couldn’t though. I just ...
350 to 40: Making Something “You Can’t Make Now” or “Like That”…Now, and Like That
“Ah, they just don’t make comedies like _______, anymore.” “You never could get away with doing ________ now ...
351 to 40: I Will Be Binge Watching Content For at Minimum 30 Years After I Die
I just can’t keep up. I really can’t. I can’t watch everything. It’s not even that ...
353 to 40: Sometimes You Just Need a Day to Sit and Do Nothing
So I did nothing. Hope you get a chance to do nothing too, at ...
354 to 40: Raise Your Hand If You Only Exist Because Two Random Strangers Wanted to Fuck
Raise your hand if you only exist because two random strangers wanted to fuck. ...
355 to 40: Felicity Huffman’s Jail Sentence and Other Clues We Jail Way Too Many Damn People in America
The title of this piece isn’t supposed to infer that I’m somehow okay with ...
356 to 40: I Don’t Think WalMart Wants You To Actually Buy Anything At Their Stores Anymore
Have you tried to buy anything at WalMart recently? I know we hardcore left-wing ...
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