James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

348 to 40: Saved by The Leap Year

I’m supposed to be writing and publishing one of these pieces a day. Not ...

349 to 40: On Being Late to Things

So, I was supposed to publish this one yesterday.  I couldn’t though. I just ...

350 to 40: Making Something “You Can’t Make Now” or “Like That”…Now, and Like That

“Ah, they just don’t make comedies like _______, anymore.” “You never could get away with doing ________ now ...

351 to 40: I Will Be Binge Watching Content For at Minimum 30 Years After I Die

I just can’t keep up. I really can’t. I can’t watch everything. It’s not even that ...