James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

359 to 40: Star Wars Trailers Always Look Great, No Matter How Bad the Movie Is

I’m not completely sure if it’s my very earliest memory or not, but it sure feels ...

361 to 40: A Love Letter to Lourdes’ Chicken Soup

In November, my wife and I will celebrate our 14th wedding anniversary. If you ...

362 to 40: Fuck the Haters. Latch Onto the Supporters.

I’ve been thinking a lot lately about what it means to have a “life’s ...

363 to 40: Time Is Super Stupid

Time is super stupid. It’s a made up concept, for starters. Not that time ...

364 to 40: An Open Letter to My Body

Dear My Body, What the fuck, man? Are we sick, or aren’t we? We’ve ...

365 to 40: The Lennon Year

“Life is what happens to you, while you’re busy making other plans.” – John ...

The Week In Fake News (Podcast): S1E1: The Week of October 26th, 2018

My podcast of satirical news stories encompassing topics from the last week(ish)’s worth of ...

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