363 to 40: Time Is Super Stupid
Time is super stupid. It's a made up concept, for starters. Not that time isn't real, per se, but it's just one way to measure things. And the older I get, the more I...
351 to 40: I Will Be Binge Watching Content For at Minimum 30 Years...
I just can't keep up. I really can't. I can't watch everything. It's not even that I really want to watch everything; it's that there's so much I want to watch. So in truth, I guess what I'm...
358 to 40: Instead of “Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool,” Let’s Say...
Have you ever had to take a shit?
Chances are, if you're a carbon based lifeform living on Earth, you answered, "Hell yes, James, I have to take a shit often. Because shitting is a...
361 to 40: A Love Letter to Lourdes’ Chicken Soup
In November, my wife and I will celebrate our 14th wedding anniversary. If you would have asked me in my early adult years if I thought I'd be lucky enough to find someone as...
364 to 40: An Open Letter to My Body
Dear My Body,
What the fuck, man? Are we sick, or aren't we? We've been dealing with this bug for about two weeks now. I think it's time for it to be done with us,...
359 to 40: Star Wars Trailers Always Look Great, No Matter How Bad the...
I'm not completely sure if it's my very earliest memory or not, but it sure feels like it.
I can remember walking with my mom through the parking lot of the movie theater. I specifically remember the...
357 to 40: I Satirized Mark Zuckerberg and Now Sacha Baron Cohen Follows Me...
I swear to god, I am not in any way, shape, or form humblebragging and/or name dropping right now. In fact, I'm still kind of shocked and out of sorts about it all.
Last night,...
348 to 40: Saved by The Leap Year
I'm supposed to be writing and publishing one of these pieces a day. Not for any kind of assignment, mind you. I gave myself this writing task. One piece in this series a day,...
356 to 40: I Don’t Think WalMart Wants You To Actually Buy Anything At...
Have you tried to buy anything at WalMart recently?
I know we hardcore left-wing commie pinko liberals aren't supposed to shop there because they're pretty evil to their employees, but the fact remains that I'm...
353 to 40: Sometimes You Just Need a Day to Sit and Do Nothing
So I did nothing. Hope you get a chance to do nothing too, at some point.
I'll have more to say about something, I'm sure, tomorrow. But it was a late night, and since my...
