God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman’s killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter’s manifesto included references to “The Great Replacement Theory,” many have wondered just what that is, and where it came from. In general, The Great Replacement Theory states that a concerted effort is being made to force demographic shifts… Continue reading God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

D’Souza’s Documentary Claims 6 Trillion People Stuffed Ballots With Obama’s Birth Certificate

Right-wing media commentator, convicted felon, and manure magnate Dinesh D’Souza has a new documentary, and in it he claims to have evidence that more than six trillion “illegal Mexicans and illegal Meixcan-ish looking people” were hired by George Soros and Barack Obama to tamper with the 2020 election. Though he does not ever come close… Continue reading D’Souza’s Documentary Claims 6 Trillion People Stuffed Ballots With Obama’s Birth Certificate

Madison Cawthorn’s Kink Is Brazen, Shameless Hypocrisy and Self-Loathing

A new video has leaked online that reportedly shows freshman Congressman Madison Cawthorn (Q-NC) engaged in sexual activity with another man. Because scientists have long since proven that watching Republicans engage in sex acts can cause irreparable brain damage, we have elected not to link to or show the video in any way. However, if… Continue reading Madison Cawthorn’s Kink Is Brazen, Shameless Hypocrisy and Self-Loathing

Overturning Roe Doesn’t Go Far Enough. Sperm Must Be Given Full Citizenship.

The following editorial was written by Will Riccilumbo, a Fox News contributing editor and 2020’s Shitdick Magazine “Shitdick of The Year.” The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Riccilumbo, and not necessarily those of this outlet, its management, or staff. For all the handwringing the left is doing about losing¬†Roe Vs Wade… Continue reading Overturning Roe Doesn’t Go Far Enough. Sperm Must Be Given Full Citizenship.

A Complete List of Republican Interns Who Will No Longer Get Abortions After SCOTUS Shreds Roe

It seems that the nation is closer than it’s been in 50 years to allowing states to restrict access to abortion care completely. Despite assurances to the Senate judiciary committee to the contrary, three conservative Supreme Court Justices — appointed by Donald Trump — are poised to throw out the landmark ruling that affirmed a… Continue reading A Complete List of Republican Interns Who Will No Longer Get Abortions After SCOTUS Shreds Roe

Jesus Can’t Figure Out Why American Christians Want to Starve Children They Force Into Life

Speaking to reporters at his weekly press conference, Jesus Hubert Christ was asked for his opinions on a leaked Supreme Court opinion indicating the conservative majority is poised to overturn Roe Vs Wade.¬†Christ reiterated that he, as a general rule, stays out of political affairs, however he did raise some questions he has, personally, about… Continue reading Jesus Can’t Figure Out Why American Christians Want to Starve Children They Force Into Life

DeSantis Puts Gaetz in Charge of Florida’s Sex Education

In Florida, educators are going to have to start asking Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q) to approve of all sexual education materials intended for students aged 15-17, according to a new order signed by Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q). @jamboschlarmbo Gov. #rondesantis just put #mattgaetz in charge of sex ed in #florida #politics #politok #polititok #politik #politiktok… Continue reading DeSantis Puts Gaetz in Charge of Florida’s Sex Education

Disney World’s “Mr. Chode’s Fascist Wild Ride” Takes Riders Through Florida Under DeSantis

Guests arriving at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom park today were greeted with some rather exciting news — they could be among the first guests to experience a new attraction. According to a press release provided by Disney, “Mr. Chode’s Fascist Wild Ride” endeavors to give riders a “unique and authentic simulation” of what it’s… Continue reading Disney World’s “Mr. Chode’s Fascist Wild Ride” Takes Riders Through Florida Under DeSantis

Musk: “We’ll Let You Say What You Want on Twitter as Long As It’s Not About Me or My Companies”

Elon Musk does not officially own Twitter, not yet anyway. The Twitter board did accept his offer to buyout the social media behemoth last week, but the deal will still need to get passed regulators. Musk is also not permitted to disparage Twitter at all during the due diligence and regulatory approval timeframe. As the… Continue reading Musk: “We’ll Let You Say What You Want on Twitter as Long As It’s Not About Me or My Companies”

Rapist Looking to Settle Down and Start a Family Grateful for Florida’s New Abortion Ban

He’s known for a little while that he’s ready to settle down and start a family. At 32 years of age, Chad Palumbo says he’s done sewing his wild oats, and wants to have some kids. For most self-described rapists, that would be an enormously tall order. However, because Chad lives in Florida, and his… Continue reading Rapist Looking to Settle Down and Start a Family Grateful for Florida’s New Abortion Ban