Publishers Worry MAGAs Are Too Illiterate to Buy Trump’s Memoir

Publishers who might normally be champing at the bit to obtain the rights to publish a presidential memoir are reportedly not jumping at the opportunity to work with the man who most recently vacated the Oval Office. According to sources within the publishing industry, the hesitancy to sign former, one-term, twice forever impeached President Donald… Continue reading Publishers Worry MAGAs Are Too Illiterate to Buy Trump’s Memoir

Trump Demands Comey Release Picture Book Edition Of New Tell-All “A Higher Loyalty”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump lashed out on Twitter at former FBI Director James Comey on Twitter this morning. In a pair of vicious tweets, Comey is painted as a “proven LEAKER & LIAR” by Trump. The president goes on to call Comey, whom he fired last year, a “slime ball” and that it… Continue reading Trump Demands Comey Release Picture Book Edition Of New Tell-All “A Higher Loyalty”

Trump Has “Fire and Fury” Transcribed Into Pictures So He Can Understand Which Parts To Call Fake News

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite heavy pressure from his bully pulpit, President Donald Trump was unable to successfully halt the publication of Michael Wolff’s explosive new book about his time embedded in the Trump Administration. “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House” is a no-holds-barred exposé on the first tumultuous year of the Trump presidency.… Continue reading Trump Has “Fire and Fury” Transcribed Into Pictures So He Can Understand Which Parts To Call Fake News

Anthony Scaramucci Publishes “Not Much Happened,” A Memoir Of His Time In The White House

LONDON, ENGLAND — Blue Lens Publishing has announced that they have struck a deal with former White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci. Mr. Scaramucci was President Donald Trump’s comms director for less than a month, but he made quite a few memorable headlines, including one about another former administration official’s attempts to give himself fellatio.… Continue reading Anthony Scaramucci Publishes “Not Much Happened,” A Memoir Of His Time In The White House