D’Souza’s Documentary Claims 6 Trillion People Stuffed Ballots With Obama’s Birth Certificate

Right-wing media commentator, convicted felon, and manure magnate Dinesh D’Souza has a new documentary, and in it he claims to have evidence that more than six trillion “illegal Mexicans and illegal Meixcan-ish looking people” were hired by George Soros and Barack Obama to tamper with the 2020 election. Though he does not ever come close… Continue reading D’Souza’s Documentary Claims 6 Trillion People Stuffed Ballots With Obama’s Birth Certificate

Disney World’s “Mr. Chode’s Fascist Wild Ride” Takes Riders Through Florida Under DeSantis

Guests arriving at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom park today were greeted with some rather exciting news — they could be among the first guests to experience a new attraction. According to a press release provided by Disney, “Mr. Chode’s Fascist Wild Ride” endeavors to give riders a “unique and authentic simulation” of what it’s… Continue reading Disney World’s “Mr. Chode’s Fascist Wild Ride” Takes Riders Through Florida Under DeSantis

Disney Junior Producing Show to Teach Kids How to Identify Fascists Pretending to Be Christians

The Walt Disney Company announced via a shareholder teleconference this morning several new shows that will debut in the coming weeks and months across the entertainment monolith’s network. One show, though, might make a certain resident of a certain governor’s mansion in a certain state shaped like a certain floppy genital organ unnerved. Disney’s Assistant… Continue reading Disney Junior Producing Show to Teach Kids How to Identify Fascists Pretending to Be Christians

Bill Maher is So Sick and Tired of Millennial Liberals He May Stop Trying to Fuck Them One Day

For the better part of four decades, there have been fewer American liberals more vocal than Bill Maher. The comedian has had more than one politically-focused talk show on more than one media outlet, and in that time Maher has built himself a reputation for being loudly and proudly liberal, and in the early days… Continue reading Bill Maher is So Sick and Tired of Millennial Liberals He May Stop Trying to Fuck Them One Day

Disney’s Next Animated Film Will Feature Villain Obsessed With Genitals Named “Ron DeFlorida”

Entertainment trade papers are reporting that Disney Animation Studios has a new feature-length film in the works that will center around the adventures of a plucky, anthropomorphized smart phone as they attempt to update their current operating system with one that is more modern, and runs better on their hardware. The new animated film’s central… Continue reading Disney’s Next Animated Film Will Feature Villain Obsessed With Genitals Named “Ron DeFlorida”

Matt Gaetz is Boycotting Disney and Will Take His Prom Date to SeaWorld Instead

This week, Florida’s governor signed a controversial law onto the books that bars discussions of sexual orientation or identity in classrooms from kindergarten to third grade. The so-called “Don’t Say Gay” law also makes it illegal to have “age inappropriate” discussions at any grade level, though that clause is vague. In response to DeSantis signing… Continue reading Matt Gaetz is Boycotting Disney and Will Take His Prom Date to SeaWorld Instead

Fox News No Longer Gives Anchors Choice of Being Paid in Dollars or Rubles

For years, Fox News has given its top anchors a choice between having their paychecks deposited in American dollars, or Russian rubles. Now that western sanctions have punished Vladimir Putin and the circle of oligarchs who run Russia, however, leaked emails reveal that Fox is no longer giving their anchors a choice. Reprinted below is… Continue reading Fox News No Longer Gives Anchors Choice of Being Paid in Dollars or Rubles

Rumble Offers Joe Rogan $100 Million to Wear a MAGA Hat and Just Shout the N-Word

A YouTube competitor has offered podcaster Joe Rogan $100 million to jump ship and leave Spotify, if he agrees to post clips of his show exclusively to their servers. Rumble — a streaming video service partially owned by thrice-failed congressional candidate Dan Bongino — has reportedly sent an official offer to to Rogan, who has… Continue reading Rumble Offers Joe Rogan $100 Million to Wear a MAGA Hat and Just Shout the N-Word

Eric Bolling and Bill O’Reilly Slam Zucker’s ‘Inappropriate’ Workplace Behavior

This week, scandal broke loose at one of the three major cable news dumpster fires, costing President Jeff Zucker his position. Zucker, a former NBC executive who famously inserted a double-ended dildo shaped like alleged comedian Jay Leno into every orifice of Conan O’Brien, resigned after an internal investigation into another PR nightmare rocked CNN.… Continue reading Eric Bolling and Bill O’Reilly Slam Zucker’s ‘Inappropriate’ Workplace Behavior

Spotify: Future Episodes of Joe Rogan Podcast Will Be Vetted by Dr. Alexander Jones

Streaming platform Spotify announced this afternoon that it was taking “immediate and swift action” in order to moderate the content of its highest-paid podcaster. The press release announcing the new content moderation process says it will “apply to all future episodes” of Joe Rogan’s podcast. “Spotify is pleased to announce that, after much consideration of… Continue reading Spotify: Future Episodes of Joe Rogan Podcast Will Be Vetted by Dr. Alexander Jones