Remembering When Obama’s Chief of Staff Was Held in Criminal Contempt of Congress

In American history, Real Patriots know one thing — only Democrats are corrupt. Perhaps, actually, they know two things — only Democrats are corrupt, and only Democratic Presidents have scandals. So while many in America are howling and trolling Republicans about former Trump Chief of Staff Mark Meadows being referred by the House to the… Continue reading Remembering When Obama’s Chief of Staff Was Held in Criminal Contempt of Congress

Updated Rankings Show Trump Still 45th Most Intelligent Ex-President

Every four years, Americans go to the polls and cast their vote for president. Then, if the candidate who loses the election also loses the traditional post-election insurrection, a new president is sworn-in. If the incumbent wins either by way of votes or violently overthrowing Congress, they remain in power. This process has repeated itself… Continue reading Updated Rankings Show Trump Still 45th Most Intelligent Ex-President

Mary Trump’s Book Claims Her Uncle Paid Someone Else to Take STD Tests for Him

Yesterday, a judge cleared the way for Mary Trump — niece of President Donald J. Trump — to promote her new tell-all book about her uncle. MORE: Betsy Devos: “Some People Are Too Poor to Know When It’s Safe to Send Their Kids to School” When news of the book broke, lawyers for the president… Continue reading Mary Trump’s Book Claims Her Uncle Paid Someone Else to Take STD Tests for Him

How and Why Benjamin Franklin Invented Overhead Storage Compartments

The stories of America’s aviation and aeronautics contributions to humankind are of course legendary and well-known. Whether it’s the integral role that President George Washington played in stopping the first Bowling Green Massacre with a solo bombing run in his very own B-2 stealth bomber, or whether it’s Patrick Henry famously demanding “free onboard Wi-Fi… Continue reading How and Why Benjamin Franklin Invented Overhead Storage Compartments

George Washington Ended a Terror Attack With a Solo Flight in His Stealth Bomber

For this week’s installment of Unreal History, we present the story of when George Washington rode into battle personally to end a violent and bloody conflict. But it’s not Shay’s Rebellion we’re talking about. This is a story that for some reason they don’t teach you in school. It might be because it didn’t actually… Continue reading George Washington Ended a Terror Attack With a Solo Flight in His Stealth Bomber