Heidi Cruz Asks Trump For Ted’s Balls Back So He Can Suntan Them

Fox News host, and White Nationalist Magazine’s “Nazi Cuntwhistle of the Year” for fifteen consecutive years, Tucker Carlson, recently had a guest on his show who gave some rather head-turning advice to men who have lower amounts of testosterone: They should sun tan their testicles. It’s still very unclear what scientific data might or might… Continue reading Heidi Cruz Asks Trump For Ted’s Balls Back So He Can Suntan Them

Darwin Awards Give Lifetime Achievement Recognition to Anti-Vaxxers Who Died of COVID

Each year, the Darwin Awards are handed to some of humanity’s least best and dimmest. Typically, Darwin Awards are given to people who injure or kill themselves in accidents that common sense might have prevented them from undertaking otherwise. MORE: DeSantis is Right! I Was Groomed for The Soros Transgender Illegal Immigrant Army in School.… Continue reading Darwin Awards Give Lifetime Achievement Recognition to Anti-Vaxxers Who Died of COVID

Area Transphobe Livid He Can’t Force Twitter to Bake His Cake

Kyle Mann is the Editor in Chief of one of the largest online purveyors of Christofascist propaganda, The Babylon Bee. Mann, an alleged comedian, is also a noted transphobe, and under his leadership, the website has become known for its anti-transgender material, which accounts for a full 50% of their comedic potential. This week, The Babylon Bee ran into… Continue reading Area Transphobe Livid He Can’t Force Twitter to Bake His Cake

Ukraine Government Designates Dead Russian Soldiers as Gender Neutral Public Bathrooms

While Ukraine is under siege from an illegal occupying Russian military, life for its citizens has changed drastically and dramatically, in an extraordinarily short amount of time. One way that day to life may have changed is in the availability of public restrooms. As more and more Russian missiles and bombs batter their cities, buildings… Continue reading Ukraine Government Designates Dead Russian Soldiers as Gender Neutral Public Bathrooms

DeSantis Bans Rainbows From Appearing After Florida Rainstorms

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q) is expected to sign a bill into law when it comes to his desk that will ban the discussion of sexual orientation or identity in the Sunshine State’s classrooms. The bill, dubbed the “Don’t Say Gay” act, has been roundly criticized by human rights and LGTBQ+ activists as codifying discrimination,… Continue reading DeSantis Bans Rainbows From Appearing After Florida Rainstorms

Democracy Loving Patriot Rooting for America’s Enemy to Reunite Communist Empire

Right-wing podcaster Jethro Bohiggins loves America. He loves freedom. He loves democracy. Each week on his podcast, he tells dozens of viewers these things, and he warns them about the dangers of communism spreading to the United States by way of progressive social policies that other western democracies enjoy. Man Kicked Off Truth Social for… Continue reading Democracy Loving Patriot Rooting for America’s Enemy to Reunite Communist Empire

Jim Jordan: “We Wouldn’t Have to Ban Books if the Left Would Just Let Us Burn Them Again”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressdouche Jim Jordan (Q-OH) appeared on OANN this morning and defended efforts by conservatives at the state and local level to heavily restrict student access to certain books. In recent weeks, books such as “Maus,” a graphic novel written by a man whose family survived the Holocaust and is meant to teach… Continue reading Jim Jordan: “We Wouldn’t Have to Ban Books if the Left Would Just Let Us Burn Them Again”

Bipartisanship: Democrats Manchin & Sinema Eager to Block Democrats Replacing Justice Breyer

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Few things cause quite so much commotion in the nation’s capital as the selection of a new Supreme Court Justice. This morning, President Joe Biden got word that he would be given that opportunity this year. According to published reports, like the one from NPR below, Justice Stephen Breyer, a member of… Continue reading Bipartisanship: Democrats Manchin & Sinema Eager to Block Democrats Replacing Justice Breyer

Trump Has Offered to Turn State’s Evidence Against Jared

FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA — In perhaps an unsurprising twist, former President Don Trump has offered to “give up the goods” on his son-in-law Jared Kushner in exchange for “total and complete immunization” from the New York Attorney General’s office. This week, New York AG Letitia James stepped up the pressure in her office’s investigation of the… Continue reading Trump Has Offered to Turn State’s Evidence Against Jared

NY Attorney General: Eric Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked to Spell His Name

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Overnight, the New York Attorney General announced that she had found significant evidence the Trump Organization perpetrated a massive, decades-long real estate tax avoidance scheme. AG Letitia James further announced that she was filing a motion that, if granted, would compel Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr, and former First Lady… Continue reading NY Attorney General: Eric Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked to Spell His Name