Ohio Creates Tampon Cemetery for Grieving Almost Mothers

AHOLE RIVER COUNTY, OHIO — The State of Ohio has contracted with a city’s cemetery to provide burial plots for used tampons. “Here in Ohio we value all life, which is obvious because of our new fetal heartbeat abortion ban,” State Rep. Tom Thompaulsen (R) told local newspapers today. “But we value life so much… Continue reading Ohio Creates Tampon Cemetery for Grieving Almost Mothers

Don Jr Says The Current President Calls Him Just as Much as the Previous President

LAGO MIERDO, FLORIDA — Donald Trump Jr told OAN in an interview this week that he’s fielding just as many calls from the current president as he is from the last guy to be president these days. “You know, the thing is that I would have thought I’d get a lot more calls from one… Continue reading Don Jr Says The Current President Calls Him Just as Much as the Previous President

New Alabama Mom Can’t Wait to Grow Up and Watch Her Son Grow Up

CORNPONE, ALABAMA — Susie Grandstrom is expecting her first child sometime later this year. In the interest of protecting her complete identity, we’re using an assumed name for Susie. That’s because Susie is 13 years old, though she’s quick to point out it’s “actually 13-and-a-half,” and she’s pregnant with an older man’s baby. “And before… Continue reading New Alabama Mom Can’t Wait to Grow Up and Watch Her Son Grow Up

Alabama Democrat Proposes Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage

RÉCIPROQUE BAY, ALABAMA — A Democrat in the State of Alabama has drafted new legislation she hopes will be a “counterbalancing measure” to the nation’s most restrictive abortion law since the 1973 landmark Roe vs. Wade Supreme Court decision.  Earlier this week, Alabama’s governor signed a law that prohibits abortion at every stage of pregnancy and does… Continue reading Alabama Democrat Proposes Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage