A Complete List of Republican Interns Who Will No Longer Get Abortions After SCOTUS Shreds Roe

It seems that the nation is closer than it’s been in 50 years to allowing states to restrict access to abortion care completely. Despite assurances to the Senate judiciary committee to the contrary, three conservative Supreme Court Justices — appointed by Donald Trump — are poised to throw out the landmark ruling that affirmed a… Continue reading A Complete List of Republican Interns Who Will No Longer Get Abortions After SCOTUS Shreds Roe

DeSantis Puts Gaetz in Charge of Florida’s Sex Education

In Florida, educators are going to have to start asking Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q) to approve of all sexual education materials intended for students aged 15-17, according to a new order signed by Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q). @jamboschlarmbo Gov. #rondesantis just put #mattgaetz in charge of sex ed in #florida #politics #politok #polititok #politik #politiktok… Continue reading DeSantis Puts Gaetz in Charge of Florida’s Sex Education

Florida Bans Education

Education of any kind is now completely and fully illegal within Florida’s state lines, thanks to a new order signed by Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q). DeSantis signed the order just after his administration rejected more than 50 math textbooks because they claim the material in the books encouraged things like Critical Race Theory and were… Continue reading Florida Bans Education

Stable Hands Confirm Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Always Been Anti-Grooming

Ever since Gov. Ron DeSantis’s lizard faced press secretary defended Florida’s controversial “Don’t Say Gay” law by calling it “Anti-Grooming” on Twitter, the term has picked up quite a bit of popularity among similarly conservative Americans. It’s now fairly commonplace for Republicans of all walks of life, in elected office or simply rank and file… Continue reading Stable Hands Confirm Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Always Been Anti-Grooming

I Was Tired of My Kids Being Groomed So I Put Them in Catholic School Where They’ll Be Safe

The following is an editorial submitted to us by Florida resident Chad Beefington. Chad refers to himself as a “concerned parent” of four children, and recently he made the decision to pull them out of public school over concerns of “grooming.” The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Beefington, and not necessarily… Continue reading I Was Tired of My Kids Being Groomed So I Put Them in Catholic School Where They’ll Be Safe

FBI Confirms Hunter Biden’s Laptop Didn’t Contain Any PowerPoints on Overthrowing Democracy

We still don’t know what the contents of the infamous Hunter Biden laptop are, despite some very prominent right-wing Twitter trolls like Glenn “Sugar Daddy” Greenwald telling us how much we should be concerned about them. Some might wonder if, given the lack of specific allegations of wrongdoing or criminal misconduct based on its hard… Continue reading FBI Confirms Hunter Biden’s Laptop Didn’t Contain Any PowerPoints on Overthrowing Democracy

January 6th Committee Interested in How Many Pizzas Trump Ordered on Burner Phone

The January 6th Committee announced last night that it is extremely interested in reports that the Trump family and select members of the former presidential administration used “burner” phones on the day of their failed insurrection, back in 2021. According to several sources close to the committee, members want to know what Trump and those… Continue reading January 6th Committee Interested in How Many Pizzas Trump Ordered on Burner Phone

Eric Trump in Hospital With Nearly Melted Hands Because Tried to Destroy His Burner Phone

Recently, reports have surfaced that on January 6th, 2021, members of far right groups such as the Oath Keepers and Proud Boys were in contact with the Trump family and presidential administration officials using burner phones. Thus far, the Trumps have denied such allegations, however now that the least smart among them is in the… Continue reading Eric Trump in Hospital With Nearly Melted Hands Because Tried to Destroy His Burner Phone

Cruz Says He Helped Plan Eastman’s Coup Because “Someone Laced Trump’s Taint With Roofies”

Yesterday, a federal judge ruled that Trump loyalist and lawyer John Eastman could not shield over 100 email communications he had with the White House during the time between the November 2020 election and January 6th, 2021. Eastman had claimed that the emails were covered under executive privilege, and the judge in the case essentially… Continue reading Cruz Says He Helped Plan Eastman’s Coup Because “Someone Laced Trump’s Taint With Roofies”

Texts Reveal Ginni Thomas Helped Meadows Steal Election and Get Trump’s McDonald’s Order

CBS News and┬áThe Washington Post┬ábroke the news last night that the wife of a sitting Supreme Court Justice was texting with former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows in the weeks following the 2020 election, and that the subject of the text messages was keeping defeated former President Donald Trump in office unconstitutionally. However,… Continue reading Texts Reveal Ginni Thomas Helped Meadows Steal Election and Get Trump’s McDonald’s Order