Alabama Pro-Lifers Grant Personhood to Precum

LAKE DORMIR AVEC LEURS COUSINS, ALABAMA — Pro-life Republicans in the State of Alabama have been steadily attacking the rights of women in their state to seek an abortion for quite some time, and have been particularly agressive in the Trumpian era of American politics. This year, Republicans in the Yellowhammer State passed the country’s… Continue reading Alabama Pro-Lifers Grant Personhood to Precum

Karen Surrenders Control of Her Vagina and Joins Women for Trump

VALLE MUJERES AUTODESTRUCTIVAS, CALIFORNIA — When President Trump’s daughter-in-law Lara launched “Women for Trump,” many might have laughed and thought it a wasted effort. Though white women as a bloc certainly helped propel him to victory in 2016, the exit polling data from the 2018 midterm elections showed that he lost quite a considerable amount… Continue reading Karen Surrenders Control of Her Vagina and Joins Women for Trump

Mike Pence Orders All Pride Flags Moved From U.S. Embassies and Into His Den of Sin Where They Belong

WASHINGTON, D.C. — June is “Pride Month” in the LGTBQ community, which means it’s a month of celebrations that mark the long march toward legal equality and societal acceptance, as well as honoring those who have protested at great personal peril to achieve those goals. For the last several years, U.S. embassies across the globe… Continue reading Mike Pence Orders All Pride Flags Moved From U.S. Embassies and Into His Den of Sin Where They Belong

Study Shows 100% of Abortions Still None of Your F**king Business

Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion bans aimed squarely at eventually toppling the 1973 landmark Roe vs. Wade Supreme Court decision that affirmed the right of all women in the country to terminate their pregnancy before the point of medical viability for the fetus, or fetuses. Laws in Alabama, Missouri, Ohio, and… Continue reading Study Shows 100% of Abortions Still None of Your F**king Business

Georgia Man Picks Out Burial Plot for Old Gym Sock

ENFANT MARI√ČE PEAK, GEORGIA — Skeeter McCoy was spotted at the Eternal Gardens mortuary, funeral home, and cemetery today.  What brought McCoy to the cemetery, however, was not anything he was expecting to have to take care of last week. However, by the time Republicans in the Georgia state legislature had passed their sweeping new abortion… Continue reading Georgia Man Picks Out Burial Plot for Old Gym Sock