Of Course Elon Will Let You Call Him a Pedo on Twitter Once He Buys It. He Loves Free Speech.

The following is an editorial submitted by Chad Schittsworth, a senior fellow at the Dicking Institute, a conservative think tank dedicated to “Three F’s of Conservatism: Freedom, Faith, and Fascism.” The views and opinions expressed are those of Mr. Schittsworth, and not necessarily those of this outlet, its ownership, or staff. If you were to… Continue reading Of Course Elon Will Let You Call Him a Pedo on Twitter Once He Buys It. He Loves Free Speech.

Trump Can’t Wait for Musk to Own Twitter So He Doesn’t Have to Post on Truth Social

A new report out of South Florida seems to indicate that one former, one-term, twice permanently impeached President of the United States is watching what happens with Elon Musk’s hostile takeover attempt of Twitter quite closely. MORE: I’m in Florida. My Cousin’s in Tennessee. We’re Moving to TX to Protect Our Baby From Groomers. According… Continue reading Trump Can’t Wait for Musk to Own Twitter So He Doesn’t Have to Post on Truth Social

Lauren Boebert Successfully Donated Six Brain Cells to MTG and Still Has Six to Spare

Doctors in Colorado are marveling at the news that a congressional representative from their state successfully gave six brain cells to another member of Congress, lived to tell the tale, and still has roughly half her brain cells leftover. Today, the medical staff at Pine Tree Hospital announced that they helped freshman Rep. Lauren Boebert… Continue reading Lauren Boebert Successfully Donated Six Brain Cells to MTG and Still Has Six to Spare

Amy Coney Barrett Says She’ll Welcome Jackson to Supreme Court If Mr. Barrett Says She Can

If Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson is confirmed by the U.S. Senate and becomes a member of the United States Supreme Court, she’ll be welcomed by the previously most recently appointed woman to the high court. That is, of course, only if her husband says it’s okay to welcome Judge Jackson. “Obviously, we have to wait… Continue reading Amy Coney Barrett Says She’ll Welcome Jackson to Supreme Court If Mr. Barrett Says She Can

Rep Greene Threatens to Impeach Biden for Not Loaning Secret Space Laser to Ukraine

Freshman Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) is no stranger to drafting Articles of Impeachment against President Joe Biden. Ever since she was stripped of her committee assignments less than a week after taking office because unhinged, violent social media posts from her past were exposed, Greene has had a lot of time on her hands.… Continue reading Rep Greene Threatens to Impeach Biden for Not Loaning Secret Space Laser to Ukraine

Man Kicked Off Truth Social for Posting The Sky is Blue and Donald Trump Lost the 2020 Election

Donald Trump’s new social media venture officially launched this week with less than stellar performance results. While Truth Social was a top download in the Apple App Store on its first day of publication, thousands of users reported that the servers were overloaded, and they were on a waitlist to gain access to the site.… Continue reading Man Kicked Off Truth Social for Posting The Sky is Blue and Donald Trump Lost the 2020 Election

Cold Texas Temperatures Signal It’s Time for Dodos to Fly South to Cancun

As it gets colder in the Lone Star State, its dodo population starts to migrate south to Cancun. It’s a phenomenon that has only very recently been noticed by zoologists. We recently spoke to one of the country’s leading biologists about Texan dodo migration. What we found out is fascinating, to say the least. MORE… Continue reading Cold Texas Temperatures Signal It’s Time for Dodos to Fly South to Cancun

Matt Walsh is Thinking Very Deeply About Your Genitals. Just Like Jesus.

This week, Daily Caller columnist and podcaster Matt Walsh — a devout evangelical Christian conservative — appeared on The Dr. Phil Show and got into a heated exchange with transgender rights activists, including two transgender women. Walsh repeatedly asserted that the women on the show were actually men. At one point, Walsh told them they were wearing… Continue reading Matt Walsh is Thinking Very Deeply About Your Genitals. Just Like Jesus.

In Hindsight, Crossing Horse, Demon, and Nazi DNA Was Probably a Bad Idea

The following is an excerpt from a new book entitled, “Making a Monster,” written by Dr. Benson Hornaydieux of the American Institute of Genetic Research. In his new book, Dr. Hornaydieux reveals some rather earth shattering details about freshman Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia. Namely, that Ms. Greene is the byproduct of work done… Continue reading In Hindsight, Crossing Horse, Demon, and Nazi DNA Was Probably a Bad Idea