Of Course Elon Will Let You Call Him a Pedo on Twitter Once He Buys It. He Loves Free Speech.

The following is an editorial submitted by Chad Schittsworth, a senior fellow at the Dicking Institute, a conservative think tank dedicated to “Three F’s of Conservatism: Freedom, Faith, and Fascism.” The views and opinions expressed are those of Mr. Schittsworth, and not necessarily those of this outlet, its ownership, or staff. If you were to… Continue reading Of Course Elon Will Let You Call Him a Pedo on Twitter Once He Buys It. He Loves Free Speech.

Trump Can’t Wait for Musk to Own Twitter So He Doesn’t Have to Post on Truth Social

A new report out of South Florida seems to indicate that one former, one-term, twice permanently impeached President of the United States is watching what happens with Elon Musk’s hostile takeover attempt of Twitter quite closely. MORE: I’m in Florida. My Cousin’s in Tennessee. We’re Moving to TX to Protect Our Baby From Groomers. According… Continue reading Trump Can’t Wait for Musk to Own Twitter So He Doesn’t Have to Post on Truth Social

Rep Greene Threatens to Impeach Biden for Not Loaning Secret Space Laser to Ukraine

Freshman Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) is no stranger to drafting Articles of Impeachment against President Joe Biden. Ever since she was stripped of her committee assignments less than a week after taking office because unhinged, violent social media posts from her past were exposed, Greene has had a lot of time on her hands.… Continue reading Rep Greene Threatens to Impeach Biden for Not Loaning Secret Space Laser to Ukraine

Man Kicked Off Truth Social for Posting The Sky is Blue and Donald Trump Lost the 2020 Election

Donald Trump’s new social media venture officially launched this week with less than stellar performance results. While Truth Social was a top download in the Apple App Store on its first day of publication, thousands of users reported that the servers were overloaded, and they were on a waitlist to gain access to the site.… Continue reading Man Kicked Off Truth Social for Posting The Sky is Blue and Donald Trump Lost the 2020 Election

Jack Dorsey Leaving Twitter to Be a Billionaire Fuckface Somewhere Else, We Guess, Who Cares?

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — The tech world was rocked today by a surprise announcement from Jack Dorsey, announcing his resignation as Twitter CEO, effective immediately. Dorsey made the announcement public by sharing an internal email he sent to all Twitter employees making them aware of the news. Speculation started running rampant almost immediately as… Continue reading Jack Dorsey Leaving Twitter to Be a Billionaire Fuckface Somewhere Else, We Guess, Who Cares?

Zuckerberg: “Why Would We Take Our Network Down to Scrub It After The Whistleblower’s Report?”

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — For hours yesterday, white nationalists, conservative Baby Boomers, and anti-vaxxers were left without access to their preferred social media platform. Facebook was down and inaccessible for much of the work day, and in fact their entire suite of applications — Instagram, WhatsApp, and even their VR site Oculus, were also… Continue reading Zuckerberg: “Why Would We Take Our Network Down to Scrub It After The Whistleblower’s Report?”

Bezos Calls His First Spaceflight “One Giant Leap for Billionaire Assholes”

This morning, Amazon founder and former CEO Jeff Bezos became the second billionaire in two weeks to play Rocket Boy, hurtling himself, like Richard Branson just days before him, just out of Earth’s atmosphere. Bezos’ ride signals another milestone in the billionaire space race between himself, Branson, and Tesla CEO Elon Musk. In all, it… Continue reading Bezos Calls His First Spaceflight “One Giant Leap for Billionaire Assholes”

Twitter Suspends Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Crack Pipe

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Over the weekend, freshman Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had her government official Twitter account locked for twelve hours for repeatedly posting false information about the 2020 election. Greene is an adherent and believer in the QAnon conspiracy cult, and has continued to push the Big Lie of the Trump administration’s… Continue reading Twitter Suspends Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Crack Pipe

Parler Now Being Hosted on Klansman’s Tandy 1000

The alt-right social media app Parler was taken offline when Amazon Web Services canceled their account. It was an action that left thousands of angry, ginned-up, ammo hoarding patriotic Trump supporters feeling alone and increasingly without a safe social media space to call their own. Parler has come under heavy scrutiny in the days following… Continue reading Parler Now Being Hosted on Klansman’s Tandy 1000