CNN+’s Failure Proves Liberalism is in Decline, and That’s What I’ll Post on Truth Social

The following editorial was submitted by State Rep. Tom Thompaulsen (Q). Thompaulsen is a Republican elected official from a red state, and the views and opinions expressed herein are those of Rep. Thompaulsen, and only those of Rep. Thompaulsen. They do not necessarily reflect those of this outlet, its ownership, or staff. CNN+ is dead,… Continue reading CNN+’s Failure Proves Liberalism is in Decline, and That’s What I’ll Post on Truth Social

Disney Tells DeSantis They’ll Get Tough on Groomers and Bans Evangelical Christians From Park

In a letter to Gov. Ron DeSantis sent this afternoon via special courier, the Walt Disney Company announced that evangelical Christians are no longer welcome at Disney World, at least while DeSantis is governor. MORE: Of Course I Believe a Billionaire Wants to Protect My Freedom of Speech. I’m a Fucking Moron. The letter from… Continue reading Disney Tells DeSantis They’ll Get Tough on Groomers and Bans Evangelical Christians From Park

Coat Hangers and Bleach Pass Meth and Busch Beer as Florida’s Highest Selling Products

Just days after Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) signed a sweeping, new 15-week abortion ban in his state, an economic impact is already being felt. MORE: Bill Maher is So Sick and Tired of Millennial Liberals He May Stop Trying to Fuck Them One Day For over three decades, the two highest-grossing products sold in Florida… Continue reading Coat Hangers and Bleach Pass Meth and Busch Beer as Florida’s Highest Selling Products

If Musk Gets Controlling Stake, The First Thing He’ll Do Is Change Twitter’s Name

Billionaire Elon Musk recently purchased enough shares of Twitter to hold just under 10% of the total. It’s not enough for him to gain a controlling interest in the social media company, however rumors are that Mr. Musk is in the early planning stages of acquiring enough stock to do exactly that. Once he does,… Continue reading If Musk Gets Controlling Stake, The First Thing He’ll Do Is Change Twitter’s Name

CEO Blames Inflation for His 400% Bonus This Year

In late March of 2020, Ener-Go Enterprises shut down the majority of its onsite operations, laid off 30% of its workforce, and asked the remaining, non-essential employees to start working from home full-time. Then, Ener-Go cut the salaries of every single staff member by 15%. Ener-Go operates in the energy sector, helping broker deals between… Continue reading CEO Blames Inflation for His 400% Bonus This Year

What Impact Has Biden’s Inflation Had on Covfefe Imports?

Throughout most of 2020, as the U.S. government was sending stimulus checks and helping states fund extra pandemic relief through their unemployment systems, many economists warned that as vital as those steps were to keep Americans safe and healthy, there would be a price paid by way of inflation. In recent months, that inflation has… Continue reading What Impact Has Biden’s Inflation Had on Covfefe Imports?

Sanctions Force Putin to Cancel Trump Family’s Quarterly Bonuses

When Russian President Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine last week, it’s difficult to know if he understood the quickness and severity with which the west would institute withering economic sanctions against him and the oligarchs that prop him up. Regardless of how prescient he was about the consequences of those sanctions, however, word has leaked that… Continue reading Sanctions Force Putin to Cancel Trump Family’s Quarterly Bonuses

Ivanka Starting to Regret Sleeping Her Way to Top of Trump Organization

Recently, former First Lady Ivanka Trump sat down for an interview with Vapid Heiress Monthly. During the back and forth, Ivanka gave her assorted thoughts — or at least what her brain is capable of creating that she calls “thoughts” — on a host of subjects. One topic that came up during the interview was… Continue reading Ivanka Starting to Regret Sleeping Her Way to Top of Trump Organization

Eric Trump Wants to Know Why White People ‘Aren’t Allowed to Commit White Collar Crimes’

In an interview on Sean Hannity’s Fox News evening show, former President Don Trump’s third-most intelligent son asked a direct question that the host couldn’t answer. “Tell me something, Sean. I want you tell me something. Why is New York Attorney General Titty James going after President Daddy’s business? She says it’s because we committed… Continue reading Eric Trump Wants to Know Why White People ‘Aren’t Allowed to Commit White Collar Crimes’

Responding to Backlash, There Will Soon Be an Inbred, Anti-Vaxxer White M&M

McLEAN, VIRGINIA — When executives at Mars, Incorporated approved updates to anthropomorphized human M&M mascots, they likely could not have predicted the amount of angry backlash among certain segments of the American population. Just hours after news broke about the changes to their character designs, right-wing media had churned out editorials and rage-bait pieces lambasting… Continue reading Responding to Backlash, There Will Soon Be an Inbred, Anti-Vaxxer White M&M