359 to 40: Star Wars Trailers Always Look Great, No Matter How Bad the Movie Is

I’m not completely sure if it’s my very earliest memory or not, but it sure feels ...

360 to 40: Choosing My Midlife Crisis

I realized today that I’m going to have to choose my midlife crisis in ...

361 to 40: A Love Letter to Lourdes’ Chicken Soup

In November, my wife and I will celebrate our 14th wedding anniversary. If you ...

362 to 40: Fuck the Haters. Latch Onto the Supporters.

I’ve been thinking a lot lately about what it means to have a “life’s ...

363 to 40: Time Is Super Stupid

Time is super stupid. It’s a made up concept, for starters. Not that time ...

364 to 40: An Open Letter to My Body

Dear My Body, What the fuck, man? Are we sick, or aren’t we? We’ve ...