D’Souza’s Documentary Claims 6 Trillion People Stuffed Ballots With Obama’s Birth Certificate

Right-wing media commentator, convicted felon, and manure magnate Dinesh D’Souza has a new documentary, and in it he claims to have evidence that more than six trillion “illegal Mexicans and illegal Meixcan-ish looking people” were hired by George Soros and Barack Obama to tamper with the 2020 election. Though he does not ever come close… Continue reading D’Souza’s Documentary Claims 6 Trillion People Stuffed Ballots With Obama’s Birth Certificate

Barr Was So Angered by Trump’s Election Lies He Almost Regretted All the Lies He Told for Trump

Americans who believed that former Attorney General William Barr was not much more than a bought-and-paid-for “yes” man, a living, breathing legal rubber stamp, willing to defend and give cover to any idea that his boss had, had good reason for those beliefs. Before he even got the gig, Barr wrote an op-ed all but… Continue reading Barr Was So Angered by Trump’s Election Lies He Almost Regretted All the Lies He Told for Trump

New Emails: Trump Asked His DOJ to Sue ‘Every American’ That Voted for Biden

A new trove of emails from former, one-term, twice permanently impeached, never won the popular vote President Donald Trump indicate he was so desperate to cling to power that he directed his Department of Justice to seek “alternative methods” for him to remain in the Oval Office. One of the emails Trump sent to Attorney… Continue reading New Emails: Trump Asked His DOJ to Sue ‘Every American’ That Voted for Biden

Sidney Powell: Trump Can Look in a Mirror and Say “QAnon” Three Times to Be Reinstated

Sidney Powell, rat-faced scarecrow and former attorney to Donald J. Trump, told an audience this weekend that she believes all the former president has to do to be reinstated as the commander in chief is to “perform some simple MAGA voodoo.” “Folks, I have been looking into this since just after that illegal president Joe… Continue reading Sidney Powell: Trump Can Look in a Mirror and Say “QAnon” Three Times to Be Reinstated

106 Republican Congressmen Order Eggs Benedict for Caucus Breakfast

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Something rather extraordinary happened this morning. Over one hundred elected members of Congress agreed on a single thing. Granted, these same 106 Republican members of the House of Representatives also all agree that American democracy has run its course and a dictatorship under the Trump regime is preferable. However, this morning at… Continue reading 106 Republican Congressmen Order Eggs Benedict for Caucus Breakfast

Trump Tells Supreme Court He ‘Really, Really, Really WANTED to Be President Again’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Throughout his presidency, there has been one word used almost incessantly about Donald Trump’s approach to, well, everything. That word is “unprecedented.” For many over the past four years, it’s become apparent why so many things that Trump did or said weren’t done or uttered by any president before him. President Trump… Continue reading Trump Tells Supreme Court He ‘Really, Really, Really WANTED to Be President Again’

Trump Asks SCOTUS to Force States to Count Votes Using Three-Fifths Compromise

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The failing Donald Trump re-election campaign has filed an emergency motion with the Supreme Court of the United States of America, asking the highest court in the country to dictate to all fifty states how to count the votes cast in the general election, held nearly three weeks ago. “We call upon… Continue reading Trump Asks SCOTUS to Force States to Count Votes Using Three-Fifths Compromise

Eric and Don Jr Ask Santa for a PS5 and a New Election

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The outgoing president’s sons have sent urgent letters to, as one of them put it, “the most powerful man not named Vladimir Putin I know,” begging him to give them a new presidential election for Christmas. “Deer [sic] Santa, my name is Donald Trump Jr, and my daddy says I’m… Continue reading Eric and Don Jr Ask Santa for a PS5 and a New Election

Despondent Sean Hannity Can’t Believe the Confederacy Is Without a President Again

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — There are millions of Trump supporters all across America reeling from the stinging rebuke their Dear President received three weeks ago. Despite their confidence going into Election Day, when the dust settled and all the votes were counted, President Donald J. Trump did in fact lose to Sleepy BoBeepyToTeepyMoMeepy Joe… Continue reading Despondent Sean Hannity Can’t Believe the Confederacy Is Without a President Again

Can’t Follow Trump’s Legal Arguments? Try Smoking This Drug.

The 2020 presidential election was held almost three weeks ago, and the result has not been in serious doubt or question for at least two of the three weeks. However, that certainty — that former Vice President Joe Biden defeated President Donald Trump’s re-election bid — has not stopped the Trump campaign from filing a… Continue reading Can’t Follow Trump’s Legal Arguments? Try Smoking This Drug.