“Here’s Why Your Uterus Belongs to Those Weird Jesus Freak Neighbors” by Amy Coney Barrett

The following editorial was submitted by Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney OfJesse Barrett. The views and opinions herein are those of Mrs. Barrett’s, provided her husband agreed to let her have views and opinions of her own.  With your husbands’ or fathers’ permission, of course, I’d like to address this open letter to the women… Continue reading “Here’s Why Your Uterus Belongs to Those Weird Jesus Freak Neighbors” by Amy Coney Barrett

Amy Coney Barrett Says She’ll Welcome Jackson to Supreme Court If Mr. Barrett Says She Can

If Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson is confirmed by the U.S. Senate and becomes a member of the United States Supreme Court, she’ll be welcomed by the previously most recently appointed woman to the high court. That is, of course, only if her husband says it’s okay to welcome Judge Jackson. “Obviously, we have to wait… Continue reading Amy Coney Barrett Says She’ll Welcome Jackson to Supreme Court If Mr. Barrett Says She Can

Justice Barrett Will Let Her Husband Decide Her Vote on Mississippi Abortion Law

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s unclear whether it was her intention to do so, but Supreme Court Justice Amy Covid Barrett just gave the American public an unprecedented preview of how she intends to decide the case of Mississippi’s abortion law. Or rather, how she intends to let her husband decide for her. In  Dobbs v.… Continue reading Justice Barrett Will Let Her Husband Decide Her Vote on Mississippi Abortion Law

Barrett Worries Her MAGA Hat Might Make People Think the Court Has Become Political

“It could only be this hat, and not the fact that Mitch McConnell didn’t wait until Ginsburg’s corpse was stiff before rushing me onto the bench, that’s for sure!” – Justice Amy Covid Barrett WASHINGTON, D.C. — Speaking to a packed, maskless auditorium full of Republicans, Supreme Court Justice Amy Covid Barrett lamented the fact… Continue reading Barrett Worries Her MAGA Hat Might Make People Think the Court Has Become Political

McConnell: “We Didn’t Pack the Court, We Changed the Rules to Force More Conservatives Onto It”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Constitution and Mitch McConnell were often at odds during his tenure as Senate Majority Leader. In particular, McConnell and the nation’s foundational document seemed to never quite agree on whether or not presidents are entitled to nominate justice to the Supreme Court bench for their entire term. The Constitution said that… Continue reading McConnell: “We Didn’t Pack the Court, We Changed the Rules to Force More Conservatives Onto It”

Brett Kavanaugh Had Really Wrong Idea Why Some Call Amy Coney Barrett a “Super Spreader”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — To be fair to him, Justice Brett Kavanaugh was only on his fourth Bud Light of the morning. Everyone who’s worked with the Supreme Court justice, the second of three installed by the Trump regime, knows that his brain doesn’t quite function the same until he’s had his full “morning 6-pack.” That… Continue reading Brett Kavanaugh Had Really Wrong Idea Why Some Call Amy Coney Barrett a “Super Spreader”

Justice Barrett Gets Permission from Husband to Start First Day on Supreme Court

WASHINGTON, D.C. — All the hearings had been held. All the votes, for and against her confirmation had been cast. Her oaths had been administered, and by this morning Amy Coney Barrett had been sworn-in and officially installed by Dear President Trump and Sen. Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. But even with all the ducks lined… Continue reading Justice Barrett Gets Permission from Husband to Start First Day on Supreme Court

Senate Republicans Fear Dems Will Smear Amy Coney Barrett With Her Own Actions, Words, and Religious Beliefs

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Next week, the Senate Judiciary Committee, under chairmanship from Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), will begin the confirmation process of Judge Amy Coney Barrett. Despite several prominent Republicans announcing quarantine after positive Covid-19 test results, including members of Graham’s own committee and the president himself, Graham is barreling forward and has vowed to… Continue reading Senate Republicans Fear Dems Will Smear Amy Coney Barrett With Her Own Actions, Words, and Religious Beliefs

Barrett Promises to Leave Her Religion Out of Legal Opinions as Long as God and Her Husband Say She Can

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The nation’s capital is dug in for one hell of a fight. There seems to be very little doubt that Senate Republicans will do everything in their power — and perhaps some things technically not in their power — to rush Judge Amy Coney Barrett through the confirmation process and into the… Continue reading Barrett Promises to Leave Her Religion Out of Legal Opinions as Long as God and Her Husband Say She Can

Taliban Endorses Judge Amy Coney Barrett for Supreme Court Justice

AFGHANISTAN — The Taliban have issued the following statement, in their words “fully and completely endorsing fellow Religious Zealot” Judge Amy Coney Barrett to replace the late Ruth Bader Ginsburg on the United States Supreme Court. The Taliban statement has only been modified to translate it to English; but its translation is quoted verbatim, below.… Continue reading Taliban Endorses Judge Amy Coney Barrett for Supreme Court Justice