Ben Shapiro: “My Wife Told Me Not to Worry If I Can’t Find Her Clitoris, Someone Can”

Ben Shapiro can’t find his wife’s clitoris, and most nights he absolutely refuses to do so. However, according to Mr. Shapiro, his wife is “totally and completely okay” with that. This is all according to the latest episode of Shapiro’s podcast. “You know, I’ve had at least six different smug liberals tell me I shouldn’t… Continue reading Ben Shapiro: “My Wife Told Me Not to Worry If I Can’t Find Her Clitoris, Someone Can”

Study Shows Ben Shapiro Thinks About Transgender People’s Genitals More Than Transgender People

If you are a transgender person, a new study from the National Institute of Looking Into Shit might interest you. According to the NILIS’ chief resident researcher, Dr. Benson Hornaydieux, far right commentator Ben Shapiro very likely thinks about your own genitals more than you do. “The NILIS prides itself on getting to the bottom… Continue reading Study Shows Ben Shapiro Thinks About Transgender People’s Genitals More Than Transgender People

These Four Racists Want You to Know How Not Racist It Is To Make It Harder for Minorities to Vote

This week, several large corporations, some of the most famous American brands, came out strongly against the new voting laws in Georgia. Notably, the law signed by Gov. Brian Kemp (R), received criticism from Coca-Cola and Delta Airlines, both of which are based in the Peach State. Maybe, though, no backlash has been stronger and… Continue reading These Four Racists Want You to Know How Not Racist It Is To Make It Harder for Minorities to Vote

Ben Shapiro Announces That Scott Baio and Gina Carano Will Star in “Washed-Up Star Wars”

HOLLYWOOB, CALIFORNIA — It didn’t take long for embattled alleged actress Gina Carano to find an employer. This week, Carano was officially released by LucasFilm because of her social media posts that mocked transgender rights, minimized the Holocaust, defended the violent insurrection of January 6th, and called into question whether people should wear masks. Soon… Continue reading Ben Shapiro Announces That Scott Baio and Gina Carano Will Star in “Washed-Up Star Wars”

Back Off Ben Shapiro. I Know For a Fact His Wife’s Pussy Gets Wet.

The following was opinion essay was written in sum and in part by the editorial board of The Political Garbage Chute. That happens to be just one person — the author of this piece and most every other (probably shitt) thing written in this publication. That’s, however, not the point. We just wanted to a) use… Continue reading Back Off Ben Shapiro. I Know For a Fact His Wife’s Pussy Gets Wet.

Ben Shapiro Just Really Wants to See Justice Kavanaugh’s Dick, Okay?

Dear Brett Kavanaugh, Ben Shapiro just wants to see your dick, okay? For the good of the country, sure, but really for the good of Ben’s own shaky nerves. You see, Mr. Ben doesn’t think it’s possible that you could have done the things you’ve been accused of doing in your drunken “I Love Beer!”… Continue reading Ben Shapiro Just Really Wants to See Justice Kavanaugh’s Dick, Okay?

Ben Shapiro Admits He Gets a Little Bigger Kick out of Owning the Black Libs

THE MERRY OLD RED STATE OF OZABAMA — Right-wing alleged intellectual Ben Shapiro is no stranger to the concept of “owning the libs.” Though he stands just a couple of feet high, Shapiro prides himself on not ever being dwarfed by any leftist in a debate. Shapiro’s shows — which are mostly him in front… Continue reading Ben Shapiro Admits He Gets a Little Bigger Kick out of Owning the Black Libs

Adult Hitler: “I’d Totally Go Forward in Time and Kill Baby Ben Shapiro”

HELL — Adolf Hitler was asked by a reporter this morning about statements made by right-wing media personality Ben Shapiro at an anti-abortion rights rally in Washington, D.C. yesterday. During his speech before other anti-choice activists, Shapiro turned heads and cocked eyebrows when he seemed to defend a hypothetical Baby Hitler from time-traveling murderers. As… Continue reading Adult Hitler: “I’d Totally Go Forward in Time and Kill Baby Ben Shapiro”