D’Souza’s Documentary Claims 6 Trillion People Stuffed Ballots With Obama’s Birth Certificate

Right-wing media commentator, convicted felon, and manure magnate Dinesh D’Souza has a new documentary, and in it he claims to have evidence that more than six trillion “illegal Mexicans and illegal Meixcan-ish looking people” were hired by George Soros and Barack Obama to tamper with the 2020 election. Though he does not ever come close… Continue reading D’Souza’s Documentary Claims 6 Trillion People Stuffed Ballots With Obama’s Birth Certificate

Dinesh D’Souza Can’t Quite Bring Himself to Call Klansman a “Liberal” to His Hooded Face

IDIOTA, MONTANA — While on a publicity tour promoting his latest project he calls a “film,” conservative firebrand author and convicted felon Dinesh D’Souza found himself completely unable to call the hooded klansman in front of him a “liberal,” despite being challenged to do so by a supporter of Joe Biden’s. “Sir, sir, if you’ll… Continue reading Dinesh D’Souza Can’t Quite Bring Himself to Call Klansman a “Liberal” to His Hooded Face

Trump Pardons Booth

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In 2018, former reality-TV star Donald Trump issuing a full presidential pardon to convicted felon and right-wing commentator Dinesh D’Souza. This morning, on Twitter, President Trump announced he was issuing another pardon to John Wilkes Booth, the man who killed Abraham Lincoln. “Everyone knows I love to rile up my base, and… Continue reading Trump Pardons Booth

Dinesh D’Souza Says Hurricane Barry’s Real Name is Barack

EL LAGO TIOTHOMAS, CALIFORNIA — As officials work to clean up the mess and devastation of Hurricane Barry, right-wing pundit, and expert on spending time in the federal pokey, Dinesh D’Souza intimated that the hurricane might be “hiding its true location of origin.” “I’ve heard it on very good authority that Hurricane Barry’s real name… Continue reading Dinesh D’Souza Says Hurricane Barry’s Real Name is Barack

Turkey Passes On Pardon From Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s been a longstanding tradition in America for the sitting president to “pardon” a turkey in the week leading up to Thanksgiving. However, this year the condemned gobbler has issued a statement “passing” on a presidential pardon from President Donald Trump because it didn’t want to be “associated with the kinds of… Continue reading Turkey Passes On Pardon From Trump

Trump Pardons John Wilkes Booth

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just hours after announcing he was going to be issuing a full presidential pardon to convicted felon and right-wing commentator Dinesh D’Souza, President Trump announced he was issuing another pardon to John Wilkes Booth, the man who killed Abraham Lincoln. “Everyone knows I love to rile up my base, and nothing will… Continue reading Trump Pardons John Wilkes Booth

Laura Ingraham Opens Up About The Diarrhea Where Her Heart, Soul, Mind Are Supposed To Be

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Yesterday, Fox News and syndicated talk radio host Laura Ingraham took to Twitter to mock David Hogg, a survivor of the horrific Valentine’s Day massacre at a high school in Parkland, Florida, for being rejected by four colleges he had applied to. In a bit of unexpected irony, Ingraham’s tweet… Continue reading Laura Ingraham Opens Up About The Diarrhea Where Her Heart, Soul, Mind Are Supposed To Be

Man Who Thinks He Just Took Excruciatingly Large Dump Surprised By Dinesh D’Souza In His Toilet Bowl

CASTLE GREENS, WISCONSIN — A local man was quite surprised this morning when, after finishing what he thought was his routine morning defecation, he discovered right-wing pundit, professional conspiracy theorist, and alleged intellectual Dinesh D’Souza smiling back at him from within his toilet bowl. “Man, I was squeezing out something fierce this morning,” Jared Steenkawhiff… Continue reading Man Who Thinks He Just Took Excruciatingly Large Dump Surprised By Dinesh D’Souza In His Toilet Bowl