Madison Cawthorn’s Kink Is Brazen, Shameless Hypocrisy and Self-Loathing

A new video has leaked online that reportedly shows freshman Congressman Madison Cawthorn (Q-NC) engaged in sexual activity with another man. Because scientists have long since proven that watching Republicans engage in sex acts can cause irreparable brain damage, we have elected not to link to or show the video in any way. However, if… Continue reading Madison Cawthorn’s Kink Is Brazen, Shameless Hypocrisy and Self-Loathing

Petition to Send MTG to Ukraine So She Can Help Putin Reaches 4 Billion Signatures

Freshman Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene recently appeared on Facebook Live to address the nation. During her long-winded rant, Greene insisted that the United States should not be helping its NATO allies defend Ukraine from Russia’s illegal invasion. Instead, Greene heaped blame on “both sides” of the conflict. MORE: CEO Blames Inflation for His 400% Bonus… Continue reading Petition to Send MTG to Ukraine So She Can Help Putin Reaches 4 Billion Signatures

Boebert: “The Free Market is Full of Commies Censoring Conservatives!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Speaking in the nation’s capital at a prayer breakfast held for small restaurant owners who have given the public diarrhea with their tainted meat, Congressmoron Lauren Bobert (Q-CO) lashed out at Americans who are terminating their Spotify Premium memberships and musicians who are abandoning the streaming content provider in protest of Joe… Continue reading Boebert: “The Free Market is Full of Commies Censoring Conservatives!”

GOP Congressman Glad Trump Left All the Kids in Cages So He Can Blame Them on Biden Now

WASHINGTON, D.C. — When former President Donald Trump left office this past January, Rep. Tom Thompaulsen (R) told friends and family at the time that he was gravely concerned about the situation with separated migrant children that Trump was leaving behind. Because of Trump’s infamous “zero tolerance policy” that required border patrol to separate children… Continue reading GOP Congressman Glad Trump Left All the Kids in Cages So He Can Blame Them on Biden Now

House Republicans Urging States to Rush Kids Back Into Potential School Shootings

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The country cannot afford to keep kids out of potential school shooting situations any longer, according to a growing chorus of Republicans in the House of Representatives. During their weekly press briefing, the House GOP announced that they would be “backing any state plan” that will rush kids back into schools, where… Continue reading House Republicans Urging States to Rush Kids Back Into Potential School Shootings

Experts Warn the Next Republican Coup Attempt Could Be a Lot Less Stupid

What would happen if there was a coup attempted by one political party in the United States of America after, imagine, they lost the presidency and decided to just keep it by force? For many years, scholars and experts have wondered about that exact scenario playing out in the U.S., and after almost 250 years,… Continue reading Experts Warn the Next Republican Coup Attempt Could Be a Lot Less Stupid

Republican Senator ‘Completely Bored to Death’ With Schiff’s Mountain of Irrefutable Evidence of Trump’s Guilt

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-Moscow) spent most of the third day of the impeachment trial of President Donald John Trump attacking a Purple Heart veteran of the Iraq War, Col. Alexander Vindman. Blackburn’s attacks came as House impeachment manager Adam Schiff was relying on heavily on Vindman’s previous testimony before the House Intelligence… Continue reading Republican Senator ‘Completely Bored to Death’ With Schiff’s Mountain of Irrefutable Evidence of Trump’s Guilt