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Trump Says His DOJ Only Investigated Reporters Who Told the Truth About Him

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Sessions Blasts Bolton: “Some Of Us Were Too Busy Sucking Trump Off To Write Down The Illegal Things He Did!”

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Jeff Sessions Promises Alabama He’s Still Racist and Mostly Enjoys The Taste of Trump’s Dick

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Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies

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Jeff Sessions: Spike Lee ‘Should Be Arrested for Making His Joints, Not Given Awards’

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Jeff Sessions Says Spike Lee Should Be Arrested for Making Joints, Not Given Awards

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Jeff Sessions Can Finally Unwind, Smoke a Doob, and Forget About Persecuting Brown People Awhile

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Sessions Promises To ‘Get to Bottom Of Why’ Hillary Clinton’s Lawyer, Campaign Manager Still Not Going To Prison

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Satanic Goat Sacrifice and Skunk Fucking Cult Says Religious Liberty Task Force Allows Them To Discriminate Against Christians

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Lt. Commander Jesus Herbert Christ Reports For Duty On First Day on Trump’s Religious Freedom Space Task Force