God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman’s killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter’s manifesto included references to “The Great Replacement Theory,” many have wondered just what that is, and where it came from. In general, The Great Replacement Theory states that a concerted effort is being made to force demographic shifts… Continue reading God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

Taliban Congratulates MAGA on Overturning Roe Vs Wade

Just hours after Politico broke a bombshell story — that the Supreme Court had voted in February to strike down Roe vs Wade — MAGA Americans are being congratulated on their success, though the source of the congratulations might raise a few eyebrows. In a press release sent to various news outlets, the Taliban told MAGA country they should… Continue reading Taliban Congratulates MAGA on Overturning Roe Vs Wade

I’m in Florida. My Cousin’s in Tennessee. We’re Moving to TX to Protect Our Baby From Groomers.

The following editorial was submitted by Eddie Pesghetti, a 35 year old resident of Lake Shitass, Florida. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Pesghetti, and only those of Mr. Pesghetti. They do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of this outlet, its ownership, or staff. MORE: Stable Hands Confirm Marjorie… Continue reading I’m in Florida. My Cousin’s in Tennessee. We’re Moving to TX to Protect Our Baby From Groomers.

I Was Tired of My Kids Being Groomed So I Put Them in Catholic School Where They’ll Be Safe

The following is an editorial submitted to us by Florida resident Chad Beefington. Chad refers to himself as a “concerned parent” of four children, and recently he made the decision to pull them out of public school over concerns of “grooming.” The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Beefington, and not necessarily… Continue reading I Was Tired of My Kids Being Groomed So I Put Them in Catholic School Where They’ll Be Safe

Petition to Send MTG to Ukraine So She Can Help Putin Reaches 4 Billion Signatures

Freshman Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene recently appeared on Facebook Live to address the nation. During her long-winded rant, Greene insisted that the United States should not be helping its NATO allies defend Ukraine from Russia’s illegal invasion. Instead, Greene heaped blame on “both sides” of the conflict. MORE: CEO Blames Inflation for His 400% Bonus… Continue reading Petition to Send MTG to Ukraine So She Can Help Putin Reaches 4 Billion Signatures

Democracy Loving Patriot Rooting for America’s Enemy to Reunite Communist Empire

Right-wing podcaster Jethro Bohiggins loves America. He loves freedom. He loves democracy. Each week on his podcast, he tells dozens of viewers these things, and he warns them about the dangers of communism spreading to the United States by way of progressive social policies that other western democracies enjoy. Man Kicked Off Truth Social for… Continue reading Democracy Loving Patriot Rooting for America’s Enemy to Reunite Communist Empire

Trump: Bengals Lost a ‘Rigged’ Super Bowl When Officials Kept Counting the Rams’ Points

FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA — In his mind, the Cincinnati Bengals won the Super Bowl last night, and former President Donald Trump is lashing out against the NFL for letting the Los Angeles Rams “win a sham and rigged contest” instead. In a brief written statement, which he was not permitted to post to any account on… Continue reading Trump: Bengals Lost a ‘Rigged’ Super Bowl When Officials Kept Counting the Rams’ Points

Stupidfuck Promises to Pardon Dumbfucks Who Attempted Idiotic Coup on His Behalf

This weekend, a defeated former president and confirmed stupidfuck — who has yet to win the popular vote in any election he’s entered — stoked rage, spewed lies about losing last year’s presidential election, and edged his followers toward open political violence if he is indicted for several crimes he is alleged to have committed.… Continue reading Stupidfuck Promises to Pardon Dumbfucks Who Attempted Idiotic Coup on His Behalf

Experts Agree: Four Out of Five MAGAS Can’t Make Their Cousins Climax

Fascinating new data from the National Institute of Boner and Contraboner Research might be quite devastating for residents of red states. According to the NIBCR’s newly published report, 80% of males who self-identify as “MAGA” are unable to bring their sexual partner to climax. The other 20% don’t believe female orgasms are real, and are… Continue reading Experts Agree: Four Out of Five MAGAS Can’t Make Their Cousins Climax

Man Shares Inspirational MLK Quote Right Before Calling CRT “Racist Marxism” in Comment Section

Social media historians are calling it one of the most interesting moments of the last half-decade. Today, as the country celebrated Martin Luther King Day, 45 year old out of work non-union electrician Darrel Dikchesst posted an inspirational quote from the slain civil rights icon and social justice activist to his Facebook account. Dikchesst describes… Continue reading Man Shares Inspirational MLK Quote Right Before Calling CRT “Racist Marxism” in Comment Section