A Complete List of Republican Interns Who Will No Longer Get Abortions After SCOTUS Shreds Roe

It seems that the nation is closer than it’s been in 50 years to allowing states to restrict access to abortion care completely. Despite assurances to the Senate judiciary committee to the contrary, three conservative Supreme Court Justices — appointed by Donald Trump — are poised to throw out the landmark ruling that affirmed a… Continue reading A Complete List of Republican Interns Who Will No Longer Get Abortions After SCOTUS Shreds Roe

Man Shares Inspirational MLK Quote Right Before Calling CRT “Racist Marxism” in Comment Section

Social media historians are calling it one of the most interesting moments of the last half-decade. Today, as the country celebrated Martin Luther King Day, 45 year old out of work non-union electrician Darrel Dikchesst posted an inspirational quote from the slain civil rights icon and social justice activist to his Facebook account. Dikchesst describes… Continue reading Man Shares Inspirational MLK Quote Right Before Calling CRT “Racist Marxism” in Comment Section

Republicans Outraged Milley Showed More Loyalty to Country Than Trump’s Balls

WASHINGTON, D.C. — For decades, the American people heard a steady refrain from the right-wing of the political spectrum in this country: “Respect the military.” Increasingly, however, congressional Republicans are showing that might not be their party’s mantra any longer, particularly when it comes to Gen. Mark Milley, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.… Continue reading Republicans Outraged Milley Showed More Loyalty to Country Than Trump’s Balls

UPDATE: Mitch McConnell Still a Certifiably Racist, Wet-Eyed, Wattle-Necked Cuntsicle

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In our continuing endeavor to provide our readers with the most current, up to date news and events worthy of their attention, The Political Garbage Chute can confirm at this hour that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Moscow) is to this day a certifiably racist, wet-eyed, wattle-necked cuntsicle. MORE: 1776 Commission Will Teach Kids… Continue reading UPDATE: Mitch McConnell Still a Certifiably Racist, Wet-Eyed, Wattle-Necked Cuntsicle

RNC to Feature Pro-Trump Democrats Who Started the KKK

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA — In a surprise development, the Republican National Convention, being held in Charlotte this week, will feature speeches from several pro-Trump Democrats. Adding to the intrigue and spectacle of the event, the pro-Trump Democrats will be some of the very same Democrats that started the KKK. MORE: Flaming Cross to Deliver 2020… Continue reading RNC to Feature Pro-Trump Democrats Who Started the KKK

Ghosts of Elijah Cummings and John Lewis Mistake Jar of Mayonnaise for Marco Rubio

THE GREAT BEYOND — There was a brief but quite ironically hilarious case of mistaken identity reported from the afterlife this morning. Reportedly, two late congressmen, both African Americans and strong champions of civil rights and equality mistook allegedly still-breathing Senator MORE: Hannity, Ingraham, Bongino, Hitler Support Feds’ Crackdown on Peaceful Portland Protesters The disembodied spirits… Continue reading Ghosts of Elijah Cummings and John Lewis Mistake Jar of Mayonnaise for Marco Rubio

DNC Announces First Presidential Debate Between Donald Trump and Chris Wallace

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Democratic National Committee has announced the first presidential debate of the 2020 election, and some might find themselves quite surprised at the details. MORE: White House Urges Americans to Perform Nightly Under-Bed Antifa Checks In a press release issued this morning, the DNC set the date of the first presidential debate,… Continue reading DNC Announces First Presidential Debate Between Donald Trump and Chris Wallace

Trump Warns His Enemies Not To Interfere In 2020 Election By Voting For The Democrat

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though there are still several months left before the primary season comes to a close, President Donald Trump is already in full campaigning mode. Mr. Trump has taken swipes at Democratic candidate Vice President Joe Biden as well as the field in general. It’s become obvious to even casual observers how important… Continue reading Trump Warns His Enemies Not To Interfere In 2020 Election By Voting For The Democrat