“Here’s Why Your Uterus Belongs to Those Weird Jesus Freak Neighbors” by Amy Coney Barrett

The following editorial was submitted by Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney OfJesse Barrett. The views and opinions herein are those of Mrs. Barrett’s, provided her husband agreed to let her have views and opinions of her own.  With your husbands’ or fathers’ permission, of course, I’d like to address this open letter to the women… Continue reading “Here’s Why Your Uterus Belongs to Those Weird Jesus Freak Neighbors” by Amy Coney Barrett

Taliban Congratulates MAGA on Overturning Roe Vs Wade

Just hours after Politico broke a bombshell story — that the Supreme Court had voted in February to strike down Roe vs Wade — MAGA Americans are being congratulated on their success, though the source of the congratulations might raise a few eyebrows. In a press release sent to various news outlets, the Taliban told MAGA country they should… Continue reading Taliban Congratulates MAGA on Overturning Roe Vs Wade

Jesus Can’t Figure Out Why American Christians Want to Starve Children They Force Into Life

Speaking to reporters at his weekly press conference, Jesus Hubert Christ was asked for his opinions on a leaked Supreme Court opinion indicating the conservative majority is poised to overturn Roe Vs Wade. Christ reiterated that he, as a general rule, stays out of political affairs, however he did raise some questions he has, personally, about… Continue reading Jesus Can’t Figure Out Why American Christians Want to Starve Children They Force Into Life

We Have Our First Black Female Supreme Court Justice, But When Will It Be a White Man’s Turn?

The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Dick Richardson, a conservative podcaster. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Richardson, and do not necessarily reflect those of this outlet, its ownership, or staff.  While the American Left celebrates the confirmation of Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, I can’t help… Continue reading We Have Our First Black Female Supreme Court Justice, But When Will It Be a White Man’s Turn?

Ted Cruz Wants to Know Whether He Can Identify as a Man If He Gets His Balls Back From Trump

If his recent actions are to be taken at face value, it would appear that Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) may be going through a time of inner-reflection and self-discovery, and that his introspection may have led him to question his own gender identity. Twice now in the last few days Cruz has publicly asked questions… Continue reading Ted Cruz Wants to Know Whether He Can Identify as a Man If He Gets His Balls Back From Trump

Ted Cruz Asks Jackson Why She Helped George Soros Create CRT And If Benghazi Was Involved

Things once more got extremely heated today when Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) questioned Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson during her confirmation hearing in the Senate Judiciary Committee. This time, Cruz was insistent that Judge Jackson “simply must be in cahoots” with billionaire George Soros, and that the two of them conspired to create Critical… Continue reading Ted Cruz Asks Jackson Why She Helped George Soros Create CRT And If Benghazi Was Involved

Blackburn Asks Judge Jackson If She’s Seen Senator’s Comb

During her Senate confirmation hearing today, Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson was treated to something that many medical experts say would induce Toxic Bullshit and Grandstanding Poisoning — more than eight hours in a closed room with Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, and Josh Hawley. Jackson, who was nominated by Biden to replace retiring Supreme Court Justice… Continue reading Blackburn Asks Judge Jackson If She’s Seen Senator’s Comb

Kavanaugh Tells Jackson All Supreme Court Justice Have to Pass a Breathalyzer Before Hearings

This morning, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh emailed Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson to “give some pointers” and “do a little bit of pre-orientation” with her. Judge Brown is President Joe Biden’s first Supreme Court nominee, and would fill an upcoming vacancy created when Justice Stephen Breyer retires from his lifetime appointment. She would also be… Continue reading Kavanaugh Tells Jackson All Supreme Court Justice Have to Pass a Breathalyzer Before Hearings

Amy Coney Barrett Says She’ll Welcome Jackson to Supreme Court If Mr. Barrett Says She Can

If Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson is confirmed by the U.S. Senate and becomes a member of the United States Supreme Court, she’ll be welcomed by the previously most recently appointed woman to the high court. That is, of course, only if her husband says it’s okay to welcome Judge Jackson. “Obviously, we have to wait… Continue reading Amy Coney Barrett Says She’ll Welcome Jackson to Supreme Court If Mr. Barrett Says She Can

Dems Offer to Exchange Jackson’s LSATs for Kavanaugh’s BAC the Night He Assaulted Blasey Ford

When President Joe Biden nominated Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson to replace retiring Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer, not many on the Hill expected Republicans to just roll over without a fight and let her onto the bench without smearing her reputation and casting doubt about her qualifications. Elected Republicans eager to get a jump on… Continue reading Dems Offer to Exchange Jackson’s LSATs for Kavanaugh’s BAC the Night He Assaulted Blasey Ford