Tag: turning 40
348 to 40: Saved by The Leap Year
I’m supposed to be writing and publishing one of these pieces a day. Not ...
349 to 40: On Being Late to Things
So, I was supposed to publish this one yesterday. I couldn’t though. I just ...
352 to 40: How Can I Go Forward Into Something I’m Not Sure Of, or Know?
How can I go forward when I don’t know which way I’m facing How ...
353 to 40: Sometimes You Just Need a Day to Sit and Do Nothing
So I did nothing. Hope you get a chance to do nothing too, at ...
354 to 40: Raise Your Hand If You Only Exist Because Two Random Strangers Wanted to Fuck
Raise your hand if you only exist because two random strangers wanted to fuck. ...
356 to 40: I Don’t Think WalMart Wants You To Actually Buy Anything At Their Stores Anymore
Have you tried to buy anything at WalMart recently? I know we hardcore left-wing ...
357 to 40: I Satirized Mark Zuckerberg and Now Sacha Baron Cohen Follows Me on Instagram
I swear to god, I am not in any way, shape, or form humblebragging ...
358 to 40: Instead of “Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool,” Let’s Say “Bill Cosby is a Convicted Serial Rapist”
Have you ever had to take a shit? Chances are, if you’re a carbon ...
359 to 40: Star Wars Trailers Always Look Great, No Matter How Bad the Movie Is
I’m not completely sure if it’s my very earliest memory or not, but it sure feels ...
360 to 40: Choosing My Midlife Crisis
I realized today that I’m going to have to choose my midlife crisis in ...
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