It seems that the nation is closer than it’s been in 50 years to allowing states to restrict access to abortion care completely. Despite assurances to the Senate judiciary committee to the contrary, three conservative Supreme Court Justices — appointed by Donald Trump — are poised to throw out the landmark ruling that affirmed a… Continue reading A Complete List of Republican Interns Who Will No Longer Get Abortions After SCOTUS Shreds Roe
Tag: Women’s Rights
She’s One of Congress’ Loudest Pro-Life Voices. Ironically, She’s Also a Botched Abortion.
Every Sunday, a devout evangelical believer of Secret Jewish Space Lasers devotes at least one post on her Facebook page to the topic of abortion. She is one of the loudest pro-life voices in the House of Representatives, and is not shy about criticizing those who consider themselves pro-choice. One could accuse freshman Rep. Marjorie… Continue reading She’s One of Congress’ Loudest Pro-Life Voices. Ironically, She’s Also a Botched Abortion.
Texas Man’s Jizz Sock Reports Him to Abortion Tip Line
CARGA DE BOLAS, TEAXS –When Gov. Greg Abbott signed Texas’ new draconian abortion restriction into law last week, it’s not very likely that he could have foreseen a case like this one. “Look, did I wanna report Chuck? Of course not. Chuck and me, well Chuck’s cock and me anyway, we go way, way back,”… Continue reading Texas Man’s Jizz Sock Reports Him to Abortion Tip Line
Pregnant Texas Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend for Child Support
GILEAD, TEXAS — In a case that might send reverberations throughout the Lone Star State and other red states that have passed similarly restrictive abortion bans in their state, a pregnant woman living in Texas has sued her ex-boyfriend. The woman, 27 year old Isabel Morales, is seeking child support, which in and of itself… Continue reading Pregnant Texas Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend for Child Support
SCOTUS Declines to Stop Texas Law Putting This Guy In Charge of Inspecting Your Pussy
The United States Supreme Court will not stop a new Texas abortion law.
Experts Say Arkansas Abortion Ban Could Mean State Sees 100,000% Increase in Cousin-Siblings
“A scenario that forces every pregnancy to full-term could cause the incestual American population in the state to absolutely, positively explode.”
Alabama Teen Sent to Urgent Care With Uncle’s Babies In Her Eye
COU-ROUGE COUSIN SEXE PARISH, ALABAMA — Doctors and attending staff in the urgent care facility at First United Baptist Methodist Hospital of Lower South Eastern Alabama are attempting to pull of a true medical miracle — removing an unborn baby from its mother’s eye. “Uh, to be completely and fully clear here, strictly medically speaking,… Continue reading Alabama Teen Sent to Urgent Care With Uncle’s Babies In Her Eye
Trump’s Aborted Fetuses to Speak at Pro-Choice Rally
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The aborted fetuses of President Donald J. Trump have announced they will be attending and speaking at a pro-choice rally in the nation’s capital over the weekend. When word broke that Trump had decided to become the first sitting president to participate in the “March For Life,” an annual anti-abortion protest rally,… Continue reading Trump’s Aborted Fetuses to Speak at Pro-Choice Rally
Study Confirms 100% of Abortions Still None of Your Fucking Business
Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion bans aimed squarely at eventually toppling the 1973 landmark Roe vs. Wade Supreme Court decision that affirmed the right of all women in the country to terminate their pregnancy before the point of medical viability for the fetus, or fetuses. Laws in Alabama, Missouri, Ohio, and… Continue reading Study Confirms 100% of Abortions Still None of Your Fucking Business
Study Shows 10 Out of 10 People Against Abortion Never Have to Get One
A new study just recently published indicates that for every ten people who oppose abortion, ten are not required by any laws to have one. The study, conducted by Common Sense Polling in collaboration with No Duh Data Solutions, shows that fully 100% of the anti-abortion population in America is not under any obligation whatsoever to get an abortion.… Continue reading Study Shows 10 Out of 10 People Against Abortion Never Have to Get One