Glenn Greenwald Still Not Sure Russia’s Invasion of Ukraine Counts as Russia Invading Ukraine

While the Biden administration was trying its best to warn America, and indeed the world, that Russian President Vladimir Putin was amassing forces on the Ukrainian border ahead of a planned invasion, super-journalist Glenn Greenwald was on the case, telling everyone the complete opposite. For weeks, Greenwald assured his Twitter followers, and anyone paying attention,… Continue reading Glenn Greenwald Still Not Sure Russia’s Invasion of Ukraine Counts as Russia Invading Ukraine

New Biden Sanctions Cut Off Putin’s Supply of Republican Blowjobs

Within hours of Russia launching its full-scale invasion of Ukraine, the United States and its western allies had levied massive financial sanctions on Vladimir Putin and key Russian officials and oligarchs. The value of the ruble has plummeted in less than a week of military engagement, and it doesn’t appear that the Biden administration is… Continue reading New Biden Sanctions Cut Off Putin’s Supply of Republican Blowjobs

DeSantis Bans Rainbows From Appearing After Florida Rainstorms

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q) is expected to sign a bill into law when it comes to his desk that will ban the discussion of sexual orientation or identity in the Sunshine State’s classrooms. The bill, dubbed the “Don’t Say Gay” act, has been roundly criticized by human rights and LGTBQ+ activists as codifying discrimination,… Continue reading DeSantis Bans Rainbows From Appearing After Florida Rainstorms

Man Not Sure if He’s Registering for Republican Party or Putin’s Draft

Over the weekend, 52 year old out of work non-union carpenter Jack Johnathan wanted to register to vote, and he wanted to register as a Republican. “I just think it’s important to keep taxes low on the people I pay more taxes then, and I’m really not cool with dialing one for English in this… Continue reading Man Not Sure if He’s Registering for Republican Party or Putin’s Draft

Fox News Now Offers a Convenient Russian Language Audio Feed for Pro-Putin Viewers

Executives at Fox News have given their approval to spend the funds needed to establish a new audio feed for all their broadcasts, according to several sources with knowledge of the situation. Beginning this weekend, Fox News viewers will be able to listen to their favorite white nationalist host in three languages — English, Spanish,… Continue reading Fox News Now Offers a Convenient Russian Language Audio Feed for Pro-Putin Viewers

Democracy Loving Patriot Rooting for America’s Enemy to Reunite Communist Empire

Right-wing podcaster Jethro Bohiggins loves America. He loves freedom. He loves democracy. Each week on his podcast, he tells dozens of viewers these things, and he warns them about the dangers of communism spreading to the United States by way of progressive social policies that other western democracies enjoy. Man Kicked Off Truth Social for… Continue reading Democracy Loving Patriot Rooting for America’s Enemy to Reunite Communist Empire

After CPAC, Tulsi Gabbard is Scheduled to Appear at a Klan Rally

If you were surprised when alleged Democrat and former Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard of Hawaii announced that she would be speaking this year at one of the largest annual gatherings of conservatives, it will probably shock to your core to find out where she’ll be speaking after that. Last week, Ms. Gabbard, who famously flamed out… Continue reading After CPAC, Tulsi Gabbard is Scheduled to Appear at a Klan Rally

Ghost of General Lee to Appear at 2022 CPAC

This weekend, conservatives from all over America will meet in the one place they feel most comfortable that isn’t a klan rally — CPAC. As is ever the case, the list of invited speakers is quite head-turning and noteworthy. The Conservative Political Action Committee’s yearly conference is meant to showcase the best and brightest that… Continue reading Ghost of General Lee to Appear at 2022 CPAC

Man Kicked Off Truth Social for Posting The Sky is Blue and Donald Trump Lost the 2020 Election

Donald Trump’s new social media venture officially launched this week with less than stellar performance results. While Truth Social was a top download in the Apple App Store on its first day of publication, thousands of users reported that the servers were overloaded, and they were on a waitlist to gain access to the site.… Continue reading Man Kicked Off Truth Social for Posting The Sky is Blue and Donald Trump Lost the 2020 Election

Trump Not Sure What to Say If He’s Asked Under Oath Whether He Loves Don Jr.

According to sources within the Trump family, defeated and twice permanently impeached President Donald J. Trump is feeling nervous about a New York judge ordering that he and two of his crotch fruit sit for depositions within the next three weeks. Since leaving office last year, a steady stream of financial and legal troubles for… Continue reading Trump Not Sure What to Say If He’s Asked Under Oath Whether He Loves Don Jr.