WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donaldito Trumpolini gave an address to His nation from the White Power House today, announcing alongside Gestapo Generalisimo Guillermo Barr and FBI Director Christopher Wray, that he was authorizing a surge of federal troops into Chicago, Illinois. President Trumpolini has been threatening the Windy City with a show of force for… Continue reading Trump Announces Start of “Operation Legendary Fascist Show of Force Against People of Color”
“I can just blame him for everything Trump screws up.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning the Trump administration announced that First Sons Donald Jr. and Eric Trump will be participating in a new tradition at the White House for Halloween this year. The Trump sons will be waiting on the White House front lawn and as trick-or-treating children approach to get candy, they will jump… Continue reading Trump’s Sons Are Going to Scare White House Trick-or-Treaters as ‘Pointy-Headed Ghosts’
During the pre-game show before Super Bowl LI, a tribute to the fallen heroes of the Bowling Green Massacre will air.
One man served during two of America’s most harrowing domestic combat events in the last five years. This is his alternatively true story.
The White House is now saying there was a very reasonable explanation for the tension between Trump and the prime minister of Australia.
The Bowling Green Massacre is forever burned in every good, clean, God-loving, ammo hoarding, conspiracy believing patriot’s brain.
A nation wakes up on Groundhog Day and finds that indeed, its long national nightmare is just beginning.
A riot at UC Berkeley has one middle-aged neoliberal man very concerned…for material property.
You might think that “Make America Great Again” is just meaningless pabulum and not worth your time, but American Greatness can be measured.